Post of the year log thread

[Rudi]

I would like to kick things off with WTB’s response to Dan Carter in the ‘Official Club Championship’ thread.

@Watch The Break

That’s all very well for meat-headed, emotionally stunted rugby cunts. A lot of the people in a gaa crowd will have trained and quite often have molested many of the players on the field. The emotional bond is a lot stronger.

[Rudi]

I woud like to move two of this year’s nominations from last year’s thread into this ones.

Sid Waddel nominated the following effort from Bandage.

[font=tahoma][size=3]http://www.thefreekick.com/board/public/style_images/uniform/post_online.png[/size][/font]Bandage
[font=tahoma][size=3]Posted Yesterday, 16:55[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]Fuck off. Enough about the fake darts.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]We have a BDO Worlds Professional Darts Championships final a little over an hour away and Ted ‘The C[/size][/font]o[font=tahoma][size=3]unt’ Hankey isn’t relevant to it. So please take the chat about the Reformation Darts, the Calvinist Darts, the Lutheran Darts (or whatever else you want to call the lesser & cheap breakaway) elsewhere. There is one true darting organisation in the world and that is the one chaired by Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]I can picture the scenes at the Lakeside now:[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Wolfie, with his BDO blazer and tie hanging up in the wardrobe of room number 501 at the Lakeside, licking the minge off Sharon Adams on the ample king size bed for one last time this week prior to meeting the rest of the BDO board members in the Players’ Lounge at 5pm.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Martin Fitzmaurice onstage testing the mic’ as the heavy duty hoovers clean the luxurious Lakeside carpet in front of him ahead of doors opening.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Tony O’Shea, the fat hun cunt that he is, will be chatting with his mind guru whose work has so helped him deal with the stresses and strains of the Lakeside stage. His close pals Big Robbo and The Dazzler will be near by ready to offer him final words of good luck.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Christian Kist will be trying to calm himself but he’s surrounded by a core group of Dutch darting enthusiasts and administrators and that will help. Neils De Ruiter will be there and I’m sure Sparky Harms will remain on in Frimley Green to support his compatriot. What a journey it’s been for Christian - let’s not forget this is a man who was ranked #13 in the Netherlands little over a year ago. Look at him now. Look at him now. His plump girlfriend must be very, very proud.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Stubbsy will be there. So too will Colin Murray and Bobby George. And the regulars will be piling in to take their seats. People that know each other from the county circuit as well as people that know each other only from meeting annually at the Lakeside. They don’t know much else about each other’s live but they have darts in common. Grassroots darts.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]- Many people will be rooting for Silverback but I sincerely hope it’ll be Christian who gets to Kist the trophy later on tonight. This is the biggest event in world sport. All that’s left is to savour it and enjoy it.[/size][/font]

With the Dunphy putting forward this effort from Sandymount Red.

[font=tahoma][size=3]Dean Winstanley is the latest to leave the mickey mouse BDO behind, good luck in qualifying school Deano.[/size][/font]
[font=tahoma][size=3]The exodus is well and truly under way. And who could blame them after 9 days that have shamed darts. Match-fixing, female players being bullied by jingoistic officials, a player throwing a semi rather than face the embarrassment of appearing in the devalued final, averages that would embarrass a county player, Colin fucking Murray, shoddy camera work with the spotters seemingly oblivious to what check outs the players were pursuing, Martin Adams drunk and slurring live on TV.[/size][/font]

[font=tahoma][size=3]The BDO is a total laughing stock at this stage of the game.[/size][/font]

[Rudi]

@sid waddell

I would consider the case of McIlroy to be analogous to that of Kevin Kilbane, except in reverse. McIlroy is a young British golfer, who happens to have grown up in Ireland, but represents Britain through his own choice. Of course there are differences, in that Kilbane plays a sport and he isn’t a complete cunt.

I find the the neediness a lot of Irish have to bask in others’ glory to be quite pathetic. If people want to bask in the reflected glory of golfers let it at least be when Irish players such as Graeme McDowell and Darren Clarke win. I find the case of McIlroy to be no different to that of Damon Hill, who was voted “Sports Star of the Week” by the Irish Independent because he had a house in Dalkey, therefore, he was “Irish”. Pathetic.

[Sidney]

@Rintintin

What’s this shit about “living the dream” in Oz? Every second cunt is posting as their FB status recently, last time I checked buddy you work as a lollypop lady and you drink wine from a box while you live in an apartment with 20 other smelly fucks. You really should raise the bar when “living the dream”.

[The_Runt]

Just searched for this thread to post the same. Cracking post.

[Sidney]

TASE is back on form lately.

@The All Seeing Eye

didnt have the car today so got a train as close as I could coming home from work then had a 45 min walk

after about 20 min this VW van pulls up and this hippy fucker says do you want a lift

my initial impression was this is wolf creek part 2 but fuck it anything is better than walking

the fucker is a real happy bloke- looks like his beard is braided etc

was p[lanning a trip to nimbin but thought fuck it- this hippy would sort me out

so i said where is the best place to get hash in brisbane

he said how the fuck would i know and our conversation ended sharply

On Pikefran’s response to being called gay by a bouncer:

@The All Seeing Eye

he said he was getting married soon and him and his new wife were going on an all inclusive honeymoon to mauritius

[Sidney]

EPL Runt desrves a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon for this response to thedancingbaby’s ISPCA appeal

@The Runt

I thought it was going to be an appeal for you to stop killing horses

[Rudi]

@The Dunph

I went back to my usual guy today, don’t know if i’ve mentioned but he is a two and a half mile walk from where i live. But when i arrived outside there was a sign on the window saying he was on holidays for the week, I wouldn’t get a chance to go in again until next Wednesday and as i was in a fairly unkempt state i was determined to just get it done elsewhere.

There is a place around the corner from him where i had a bad experience before (Got a bad haircut off the owner, a right smart old cunt with a goatee and he wears sandals. I heard him joking with one of the other barbers there behind my back that he should charge me more on account of how much work there was with cutting my hair). So i didn’t want to please that cunt by going in there again and went down the road instead to another place that i hadn’t tried.

I looked in the window and there were two old women in there with scissors in their hands and a few old-timers waiting. As a matter of principle i don’t let women cut my hair so had to draw a line through that place too. I went back then and said i’d try the old cunt with the goatees place as he might not be there and there was a young fellow there one day who did a good job on my locks. Sure enough he wasn’t there so i went in and took a seat, before i even sat down the two barbers (one of which was the young fellow) on duty both finished their cuts. There was one lad ahead of me in the queue and i thought great, i might get the young fellow here, especially as he then proceeded to go out and have a fag leaving the other barber inside and the fella in front of me was up next. The other barber stayed over near the window writing down stuff and generally waving at passers by he knew. The young fellow came in after having his fag, he must have been gone three minutes and here we were waiting. The other fella sits down and i am lefting waiting for yerman to finish waving out the window. When he wasn’t finished waving within the next 20-30 seconds i got up and walked out as a matter of principle, knowing that the only other barbers i know of in the vicinity were two places very close to each other, but again a good 15min walk from where i was.

So i proceeded then to head over to the other two places. One of them i won’t go into as i used to go there when i moved over first and didn’t find yerman very good despite giving multiple chances. He is covered in tattoos as well which was putting me off. I had never been in the other place as anytime i looked in the place was empty and yerman in there was another of the sandal wearing brigade. I said i’d give him a chance as i’d be in and out in no time and was just getting a short back and sides. So i’m across the road now ready for the traffic to pass and i’m looking in. There is one fella in the chair and that is it. The door is wide open. I walk in the door and am about to sit down when he says “sorry you haven’t asked me if i can do you or if i have had my dinner yet”.

I was a bit taken aback at first and qucikly assumed he must be joking, that he was obviously nervous at the fact that he was getting an unexpected new customer and was trying to be affable but ended up making an awkward joke. But the punch-line wasn’t forthcoming and he was standing there waiting for my response. The gall of the cunt, his business is probably on its knees and this is his attitude. I wasn’t expecting a situation like this at all so didn’t have as sharp a comeback as he deserved. I says “well i saw the door wide open so foolishly presumed you were open for business”. He responds, with a face as if he was doing me a favour “take a seat and i’ll fit you in”. I says “No it’s alright, i’m going elsewhere.”

I had to make the long two and a half mile walk back to the house then with no haircut, and my long, unkempt hair blowing in the wind.

[Fran]

@Sidney

On Pikefran’s response to being called gay by a bouncer:

Pikefran

I chuckled to myself at that

[anon95599269]

@Sidney

TASE is back on form lately.

On Pikefran’s response to being called gay by a bouncer:

:lol:

[Fran]

@The All Seeing Eye

:lol:

:rolleyes:

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

Dunph is hardly living the Parisian dream there.

[Bandage]

TASE’s reply to Pikefran is post of the year.

[Pikeman]

@Bandage

TASE’s reply to Pikefran is post of the year.

It was a reply to Gmac and not me.

[cluaindiuic]

@The Dunph

Irish Greyhound Derby 2012

1pt e/w (1/4 odds, 1-6 places) Skywalker Puma @ 50/1 with Ladbrokes
0.5pts e/w (1/4 odds, 1-6 places) Camas @ 66/1 with Paddy Powers

Closing bank +62.30pts

Lock the thread.

[fenwaypark]

@cluaindiuic

Lock the thread.

+1

[SHANNONSIDER]

@cluaindiuic

Lock the thread.

The man is a god.

[Rudi]

The window for nominations will SLAM SHUT at 12am on the 1st January 2013.

[Rudi]

Can someone find Sid’s post on Candice Picklington and post it in here?

Thanks.

[Horsebox]

:lol: That is a fucking superb post from Dunph.