Also, when the ice caps do melt and the tides rise with them, why not run a pipe from the sea into outer space and pump out the excess water.
Global Warming sorted…
Next!
This reminds me of when they tried to solve the paedophilia problem on Brasseye by blasting paedos into space
I think it’s a risk worth taking.
The Germans found a solution to over population in the past, I’m sure they can come with a solution again.
If you pump the same amount of sulphur thats emitted by 6 coal fueled power plants into the stratosphere (6 miles up or something) then it acts as a blanket similar to a volcanic eruption. Global Warming over.
Ryanair have nothing to do with it but the Ryan family put some of the money up for it alright.
US unemployment numbers were good. Crisis over. Ryanair up @ 3.16. 10c from my initial recommendation & a 3.25% return in a few hours 
My advisory fee is 20% of profits by the way. So send on the virtual cash before the weekend
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Apple has fallen by nearly 10% in less than a fortnight. What has changed in Apple tell me? They can’t make enough iPads, iPhones etc. [/quote]
Apple opens $5 a share higher 
Another 1.5% in a few hours. Annualise that
That’s what i like to call orchardomics
Good thing we took our profit & ran. This things going to fuck again.
Time to go short selling yeah?
No we’re buying on dips. Or else buying dip.
Lovely stuff
Standard & Poors have downgraded the credit rating of the USA for the first time ever. They have gone from AAA to AA+ with a negative outlook.
Does anybody have their money in commodities ie gold or silver? What is the best way of doing this? I can’t see any other outcome than massive quantitative easing (printing money) in the Euro and erosion of people’s savings.
JFK dads sold his shares the day a shoeshine boy started talking to him about shs.this was just bfore the wall st crash he knew then the market had gone crazythe fact that sid is now talking about buying gold is time for me to sell my stocks in gold-
Shine yer boots, guv’nah
so with the strong possibility the euro is fucked, anyone know what is likely to happen- a return to the punt? how does the process work?