Pubs opening

We had our fun and thatā€™s all that matters.

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Lads will look back and laugh at the madness of going to a pub for the ā€œcraicā€

They were great days though.

Live music RIP

Weddings RIP

Funerals RIP

Velcro RIP

Population copulation RIP

Vive le virus

The virus is all powerful. Bow down to your new God

Yes when I proclaim my new allegiance to Covid, I will become a super spreader. As a result there will be seven virgins waiting for me at the gates

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Society will never be the same again.

Youā€™ll have to quarantine for 70 years in purgatory first for your sins . You lived a life of debauchery and you need to atone.

Iā€™m already living with three women and battling cancer. Iā€™ve made a good start

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A friend of my missus was due to get married at the end of May, kicked it out to mid September but that is even looking unlikely Iā€™d say,

Iā€™m going to take up painting.

Iā€™m goind to do an online course to fulfil my lifelong dream of becoming a Monorail conductor

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Nor should it be. There will be a huge opportunity for us to change an awful lot for the better when this is all over.

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Iā€™m going g to buy a scalelecrix. We couldnā€™t afford it when I was a kid

Iā€™d say thereā€™s a better than 50/50 chance it will. European countries starting to roll back lockdowns now, weā€™ll see how it goes. No chance in May or June Iā€™d say but late July/August would still have a decent chance. However what may be a real issue is older relatives may not be able to attend as theyā€™ll still be cocooning. Which obviously would spoil the occasion some what if you canā€™t have your grandparents etc there.