Random Song Lyrics


#101

What a life it would be
If you could come to mine for tea
I’ll pick you up at half past three
We’ll have lasagne

I’ll treat you like a Queen
I’ll give you strawberries and cream
Then your friends will all go green
For my lasagne


#102

She said Andy you’re better than your past,
winked at me and drained her glass,
cross-legged on the barstool, like nobody sits anymore.
She said Andy you’re taking me home,
but I knew she planned to sleep alone.
I’d carry her to bed and sweep up the hair from the floor
If I hadd fucked her before she got sick
I’d never hear the end of it
she don’t have the spirit for that now
We drink these drinks and laugh out loud,
bitch about the weekend crowd,
and try to ignore the elephant somehow
somehow

Jason Isbell - Elephant


#103

Jesus was a black man,
No Jesus was Batman,
No, no, no, no, no,
That was Bruce Wayne


#104

Hold it down boy, your head’s getting blurred
I know you can’t stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don’t mug yourself, that’s all don’t mug yourself!


#105

Hey, Johnny, can’t wait till Saturday night!
Got a thirst that’s raging . . .
Know a place where we can put that right
Wash away the confusion
Hose down this fire inside
But look out!
'Cause I’ll tear you into pieces if you cross me


#106

And his poor pathetic parents
So stricken with grief
That they spelled his name wrong on his funeral wreath.


#107

Hurry home early
Hurry on home
Boom-Boom Mancini’s fighting Bobby Chacon


#108

I bought you drinks, I brought you flowers
I read you books and talked for hours
Every day, so many drinks
Such pretty flowers, so tell me
What have I…


#109

Look out, Mama,
there’s a white boat
comin’ up the river
With a big red beacon,
and a flag,
and a man on the rail
I think you’d better call John,
‘Cause it don’t
look like they’re here
to deliver the mail
And it’s less than a mile away
I hope they didn’t come to stay
It’s got numbers on the side
and a gun
And it’s makin’ big waves.

Daddy’s gone,
my brother’s out hunting
in the mountains
Big John’s been drinking
since the river took Emmy-Lou
So the powers that be
left me here
to do the thinkin’
And I just turned twenty-two
I was wonderin’ what to do
And the closer they got,
The more those feelings grew.

Daddy’s rifle in my hand
felt reassurin’
He told me,
Red means run, son,
numbers add up to nothin’
But when the first shot
hit the docks I saw it comin’
Raised my rifle to my eye
Never stopped to wonder why.
Then I saw black,
And my face splashed in the sky.

Shelter me from the powder
and the finger
Cover me with the thought
that pulled the trigger
Think of me
as one you’d never figured
Would fade away so young
With so much left undone
Remember me to my love,
I know I’ll miss her.


#110

Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Fist fuck)
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Pud)
Don’t fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute
Don’t fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute
Don’t fool yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute
Don’t pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute
Don’t pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute
Don’t pull yourself girl, it’s goin’ right up your poop chute


#111

For the Good Life is out there somewhere
So stay on my arm, you little charmer
But I know my luck too well
Yes, I know my luck too well
And I’ll probably never see you again
I’ll probably never see you again
I’ll probably never see you again


#112

I’m too tired,
I’m so very tired,
amd i’m feeling very sick and ill today.
But i’m still fond of you, oh-oh.


#113

“I care enough to know, I can never love you”.


#114

It started up in Fife
But it ended up in tears


#115

“The romance goes when the promises break. My mistake was, I loved you. A little too much”.


#116

And I might be more a man,
If I stopped this in its tracks and said " Come on, let’s go home"


#117

He’s off his fucking rocker
And he sings God Bless The Pope


#118

[QUOTE=“thedancingbaby, post: 1075744, member: 48”]It started up in Fife
But it ended up in tears[/QUOTE]
But I give her my love
And a


#119

[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1075748, member: 1170”]But I give her my love
And a[/QUOTE]

Bang on the ear


#120

Don’t you wonder sometimes… About sound and vision?