1/5 Captured Alive
11/4 Suicide
13/2 Shot dead
Come on lads, any more takers? If you’re not in you can’t win.
I’m going to fill my satchel here this evening…
2 days ago this lad was a cross between bear grylls and ray mears.
sky managed to find some backwoods expert who reckoned he lit a decent fire. (nice work if you can get it)
today we find out he’s just a bloke in a hoody who bought a tent in B&Q and has had to order in food and water
FFS. could he actually take out a cop with the sawn-off from 25 yards? the spread at that distance would be ridiculous.
Now they’re saying he was living in the drains beneath Rothbury for a week. :lol:
He’s like a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
FFS a half decent pack of otter hounds would have hunted this fruitcake down after the first draw.
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He’s holding rocksteady despite the constant bebop of the police sirens although his nerves must be being put through a shredder. They should get pizzas in for all concerned. Raoul can use the tomato he stole from the greenhouse as a topping.
If Lohan wasn’t busy with his stud career for the last couple of days I reckon he would have him sussed in no time…I could have taken him out with my air rifle…
Kay Burley has just described Raoul as a murderous narcissist. Harsh.
Dunph, put me down for a score on sucidice @ 11/4.
She said the same about Peter Andre
Done.
New odds:
2/9 Captured Alive
5/2 Suicide
13/2 Shot dead
What are the odds on him just falling asleep?
I’m not offering odds on that particular outcome. If i were to make a suggestion i would say that if he fell asleep the likelihood is they would throw a net over him and capture him. Therefore “captured alive” would be a winner. It’s a 2/9 shot now, will i put you down for hundred on it?
You can put me down for a hundred and one.
I will have a monkey on a suicide ending to this Dunph.
Sid’s a messer, Dunph. Ask him to leave to shop.
The betting is suspended at the moment…
what odds the limerick hurlers make their exit before this clown gets around to it?
Betting Suspended
I have received some news regarding one of my potential customers.
Waddel, get out you’re barred.