Rats - A thread about Cats

Iā€™d say them townie foxes wouldnā€™t touch a rat. I was walking home from the shop the other day when a townie squirrel hopped out of a bin with a slice of pizza and sat on the wall eating away happy out.

A grey squirrel? Sure thats only a rat with a fluffier tail

Off work today and sitting watching daytime TV. What walks by the back window only a big fucker of a brown rat, brazen as anything the cunt. This means war.

Along the window ledge or outside in the garden?

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Outside in garden. The window is a floor to ceiling job.

Where thereā€™s oneā€¦

Send him to @mikehunt s house. Heā€™ll freeze his bollix off. Job is oxo

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Youā€™d want to be ultra careful with the doors and windowsā€¦putting out the bin or anything the fuckers would be in behind you and you may as well torch the house then. Have you blocked up the letterbox?

Anyoneā€™s cat you can borrow?

New house is beside a big field that was a quarry years ago. Iā€™d say thereā€™s nests of them all around us. Once they stay outside weā€™ll be ok. Iā€™d nearly contemplate getting a cat if I had to

Get the cat. Theyā€™re hateful cunts, but better than the alternative.

No letterbox on the door. Postbox on the wall. There wonā€™t be a window opened for another few months Iā€™d say.

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A pussy always has its uses

Cc. @Nembo_Kid

My neighbour is completely paranoid about rats. He got two cats recently so they are doing a good neighbourhood watch job. Iā€™d be investing in one asap tbh

Fuck the Cat, @Mac. A weasel is what you wantā€¦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKxbk3sNLg

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Or a Magpie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh_NAd2ygRI

:joy: I went on to YouTube to get a video of terriers ratting for @mac. Iā€™m already on my fourth clip.

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Terriers are noisy fuckers who wonā€™t get into tight spots behind the hot press, behind the skirting boards, the attic or behind a fridge to get a rat, a weasel will.

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https://youtu.be/4sRC3lYz7p8

Thereā€™s no way a cat is going to these lengths to kill a rat. They donā€™t even like facing a rat.

If itā€™s in the hotpress though, youā€™re right. Fire in a weasel, close the door behind him, and let the magic happen.

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I think its a jack russell is required here. Would cats actually take on big rats?

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