Rattled, Stages of

Things
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All too often we see phrases such “Rattled stage 6” etc thrown about on this forum.

The question I put to you is, is there a definitive guide?

Is it an objective or subjective criteria?

Can anyone enlighten me?

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[QUOTE=“count of monte cristo, post: 921262, member: 348”]All too often we see phrases such “Rattled stage 6” etc thrown about on this forum.

The question I put to you is, is there a definitive guide?

Is it an objective or subjective criteria?

Can anyone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]
TIPPTOPS had a splendid post on this once, it was in the wiki iirc :frowning:

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[QUOTE=“count of monte cristo, post: 921262, member: 348”]All too often we see phrases such “Rattled stage 6” etc thrown about on this forum.

The question I put to you is, is there a definitive guide?

Is it an objective or subjective criteria?

Can anyone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]

There’s no stage 6 rattled you clown

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Well what I would percieve stage 6 rattled to be, would be the following;

Rebranding after numerous internet beat downs, and then trying to deny it.

:cool:

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A rough guide off the top of my head.

Stage 1 - Aggressive response to an interrogation. Often smiley-heavy.
Stage 2 - Heightened aggression in post. References to unrelated topics.
Stage 3 - Seething. Spelling errors, rushed posts, incoherent arguments, foul language.
Stage 4 - @artfoley’s permanent state of mind
Stage 5 - Full blown meltdown. Legal action threatened or referenced. Threats to leave forum.

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[QUOTE=“Rocko, post: 921280, member: 1”]A rough guide off the top of my head.

Stage 1 - Aggressive response to an interrogation. Often smiley-heavy.
Stage 2 - Heightened aggression in post. References to unrelated topics.
Stage 3 - Seething. Spelling errors, rushed posts, incoherent arguments, foul language.
Stage 4 - @artfoley’s permanent state of mind
Stage 5 - Full blown meltdown. Legal action threatened or referenced. Threats to leave forum.[/QUOTE]

So stage 5 is a @Horsebox ?

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I’ll bust your fucking head, sport.

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See @glasagusban on the knacker thread.

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You are kind with the Stage 5 rating.

10

You, like countless others, will try and subsequently fail.

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No prizes for guessing what side the village idiot would line up on.

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Count, I feel your don’t suffer fools Tuesday initiative is a fantastic concept and I have decided to fully embrace it.

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Aren’t you on the side of the knackers?

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You gotta love RTT’s ability to bounce in and rattle the fuck out of someone like that, its a hell of a talent.

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I’m on this bandwagon too. I have half the cunts here on ignore anyway, but it has really improved the tfk experience.

I disagree bad language is a stage 3 though. I use bad language all the time, even more so when I’m happy i.e. " fuck, what a fucking score Horgan boy"

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There’s only one man for the job---- @maroonandwhite !

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What way was Tipptops username spelled?

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Mate ive just had a quality dinner and some craft aussie beers in freo. Im so at peace with the world now i just wouldnt be able to access the bitter twisted child inside of me that fuels some of the most inspired tirades of abuse on this forum. When i return to my native land, and get annoyed with life again, ill clean house.

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The username is no longer http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?members/tipptops.213/

http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?threads/tipptops.5914/#post-172364

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[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 921356, member: 180”]The username is no longer http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?members/tipptops.213/

http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?threads/tipptops.5914/#post-172364[/QUOTE]

Is that not a bit odd?