RAVENOUS (Part 1)

What part did the wild boar have to play? was it he did the shit on the plate?

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I thought it was the pigs langer, when in Rome (Tailinn)

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:joy::joy::joy:

played ball there from 6-7.30 … The mother in law asked us to pop over after… She had BBQ steak, sausage, burger and pork chop ready for me. Home made salad, coleslaw, potato salad on the side and oven chips. 2 beers for me bought in and homemade apple pie (2 slices) for afters.

Stuffed.

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Feet well under the table there kid. .

she’s delighted with the iptv… Her and her pensioner friends are… I’ve earned it trying to explain how it works to and setting it up for them

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He’s the golden boy at the moment there mate

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Fucking hell, these fucking hints are getting a bit much now

When is your missus due to drop the child @anon61878697?

She’s trying to increase your sperm count

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Princess is already blocked. The pitter patter of tiny feet will be heard soon please god.

That’s a proper ravenous entry. To make it grade A, did you have a Wispa/Double Decker with a mug of tae when you got home

I’m having a daim bar now kid.

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SCENES

That’s serious ating

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She has stuffed you but have you stuffed her daughter?

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Had a very very poor meal there (particularly poor service) about 7-8 years ago and haven’t darkened the door since.

Mash and ?

Wow!