Jeez that would give a snowman a horn
I’d ate that
Gloriously messy.
Just an auld airfryer chip.
Annoys the shite out of me when the butter is frozen solid and you have to thaw it out on something warm before applying it to your bread/toast/scone etc.
Putting things in a wrapped on your toast, and god knows where that wrapper has been in transit to the table.
Well the eggs were up a hens arse, so he’ll get over it.
Not technically correct, but only a deviant would be eating an egg anyway.
Stick them under the plate for a minute, melts them through
I’m not a full Irish man but that looks lovely. Pity about the toast.
The wife made a shepherds pie out of a chilli con carne sauce by accident.
Shall we say it was different but she could be onto something.
Why did they give you raw mushrooms and tomatoes.
Mushrooms weren’t raw. Tomatoes were lightly fried. It was lovely I must say