He’s not left handed, he’s Australian.
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I feel the parodic nature of my piece is being criminally overlooked. I’m seething I didn’t put out the pint of milk now.
I’m sinister handed and I don’t do that.
Ah so it’s like looking in the mirror.
Remember the time @The_Dunph/@Tess_Tickle/@Smark cooked smoked salmon in the oven wrapped in tinfoil? 
The knife and fork are the wrong way round.
Some of the funniest TFK moments are when someone reveals something about themselves in an offhand manner, something they regard as completely normal. But it jumps off the screen to others as being absolutely bizarre (cc @glasagusban), unsettling, and/or the behaviour of a deviant sicko. The bread sauce advocates have fallen into this category. You odd, disgusting gimps.
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You don’t even know what bread sauce is, pal… like @the_man_himself yesterday who thought it was made from bread.
Didn’t, not don’t. It was subsequently explained on the thread, recipes were provided. What sort of sick cunt would destroy their dinner by pouring that gloopy muck all over it?
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If you read the thread like you claimed you did you would know that it is a accompaniment - a dollop or two to the side with your mustard or cranberry… Though roasters like yourself just cover the whole dinner in gravy i’d say so much so that the whole lot is floating in a sea of bisto 
Looks like Bandage has revealed something about himself in an offhand manner, something he regards as completely normal.
If there is sauce on the table you must throw it all over your dinner.
I’ve seen him in action in the 51, delaying the queue at the carvery counter while the cook ladles on half a litre of gravy for him.
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@glasagusban revealing after a few babychams last christmas that him his sister his ma and his da would sit around the fire after dinner on christmas day while his old man would blackguard the shit of his mother about the looseness of her box and all 4 of them would be falling round the place laughing
its not bread sauce related but would this be a good example bandage?
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Mate, just stop. Sticking up a recipe and a picture of that vile prison slop has not turned your case around. It looks disgusting both in your picture and any other picture. It appears to be some sort of venomous muck that very poor people came up with in peasantry times and it is very strange that modern people with access to good food and nice ingredients would continue to eat it, not too mention ruin the biggest meal of the year with it.
And “putting a dollop on the side of the plate” as opposed to dousing the turkey in it makes it no less unappealing.
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Your fear of trying new things is holding you back in life mate.
Spiced beef and bread sauce. All he is missing is a can of Bud being shoved up his hole
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That’s put him back in his box.
“We have it as an accompaniment on the side of the plate.”
What an idiot.
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Given it’s called bread sauce and looks like soggy bread I assumed it was made from bread. Luckily British culture hasn’t had an impact in Tipperary so I wouldn’t need to know what it is
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It was my Tipperary wife that insisted we have bread sauce pal. Bread sauce is huge in Tipperary.
Do you like hummus, pal? I suppose you wouldn’t eat that either solely on how it looks
What else don’t you eat based on how it looks? What a fucking roaster