Well what can i do
My poetry is like poo
Which rhymes with fucking jews
I fear for my karma
Like i fear your ma
I want to say that the forum is gay,
If more people start to play,
more fun we could have today.
Oh oh i sound like the guy from the star wars flick
thats not good; he’s dislexic!
To the other forum members: where you all at?
Join in the fun and put on your poetry hat.
Dont sit on yer arse, cause you’ll get piles.
Log on, have the craic. Leave those audit files.
If Stevie Irwins heart was still beating
He’d be on here speaking:
“The dingo is a wild bush cat,
Crikey, look at the teeth on that”
If your worried about Karma going low,
Lets exalt each other as we go…
fuck my karma
said stevie irwans ma
i bow to your poetry ability
i wish i had something to rhyme now with abiliteeeeeeeeeee
Wellity wellity wellity, how art thou Pol
Not bad ball and you?
Yeah top form mate, you back from Australia
Sure am boss, big story down there about that Irwin cunt. Got nailed by a fish
Ah yeah thats a fookin joke. You going to the testimonial match in the Suncorp staadium.
What are shiooooooooooooooting about, there’s no testimonial. It’s a “celebration” of his miserable rat-chasing life. Im not gowin cause i heard it will b shiooooooote. Are you?
Yes mate, im heading over, i heard all the famous Australians will be there.
Oh yeah, name them…
Eh um, Rolf Harris, eh um, Russell Crowe um-ah yo hup, Johnah Loma
Ball you are humpity bastard. Rolf Harris is a cunt, and Lomu is on his deathbed. PS you omitted Terri Irwin.
Ye wha? who?
Terri Irwin, she’s stevie irwin’s wife.
Stevie who?
Pol, you are a mong. and a fooker
Yes I know, ye wanna go smite some of teh wankers on this website.
Yes mate, lets go. Here we come mother fuckers
Hiya Ball? Hows life in the pimping business?
Ok, pol. Hows the accountancy gowin for ye?
Not bad mate; sittin here jerkin off under the desk. Theres a hot bird in front off me.
Good on ye mate, i was coming back from the shitter yesterday on a Ronnie Walker becuase i was thinkin of yer mother.
Isnt this website gay?
Totally, ye wanna check out Cricket 365?
Yeah - Bye loosers
Hi guys
Im back from the United States of America, the greatest nation on earth. It feels depressing to be back to insignifania.
Anyone care to give me an executive overview of the happenings on this really exc iting website over the past week?
Couple of technncal issues, you wouldnt understand as you’re too fooking thick.
Slating of Steve Staunton/Kilbane etc etc etc
Local GAA issues and news
Celtic
Ryder cup saga was finally put to bed, I believe.
Welcome back from USofA, I’m glad to have you back. May I assume you are currently penning your Ode to New York or something of that ilk?
Yeah im workin on something - a tribute to greatest country on earth.
Any more Stevie Irwin jokes?
I think Staunton is an albino fook!
Does anyone else think Ireland is a shitehole. America is the land of beauty and they should be allowed do as they please. They should invade Iraq etc as they see fit and not have bogger countries like Ireland sit on the fence. Muslims out!