Reality TV - where will it all end

Samantha Mumba, Greg the “British” Tennis star! Who can stop this insane line of TV!!!

The new stars of TV show Dancing On Ice have been unveiled.

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The 12 celebrity contestants have been in secret training for the past few weeks - and have already notched up some eye-watering injuries.

Pop star Gareth Gates, TV presenter Sarah Greene, ex-Hear’Say singer Suzanne Shaw, tennis ace Greg Rusedski, singer Samantha Mumba and former Page Three model Linda Lusardi are among the hopefuls.

The line-up is completed by former Olympic medallist Steve Backley, cleaning guru Aggie Mackenzie, GMTV’s Michael Underwood, Hollyoaks actor Chris Fountain, and TV presenters Natalie Pinkham and Tim Vincent.

The ITV1 show was launched at London’s Natural History Museum.

Every one of the contestants is nursing some painful injuries and Lusardi, 49, has had the worst of it. She is skating through gritted teeth after breaking a bone in her foot during a nasty fall.

Coming off the ice and slipping on a pair of comfy shoes, she said: “I dislocated my foot and broke a metatarsal - hence the granny shoes. I had to spend Christmas without my high heels, which was more traumatic than breaking my foot!”

How Clean Is Your House? star MacKenzie, 52, has also been in the wars. “I’ve had lots of injuries. I have to wear a permanent support on my left knee. I’ve got bruised ribs, a sore back, and I can’t turn over in bed without groaning,” she said.

Other injuries include torn ligaments, twisted knees and bruised legs.

The show begins this Sunday with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby presenting.

In the words of George Clooney

‘someday soon there’ll be a reality show where they take three bums off the street, shoot two dead and give the other a million dollars’

‘Among the hopefuls’ - has the whole world gone mad?

[quote=“Juhniallio”]In the words of George Clooney

‘someday soon there’ll be a reality show where they take three bums off the street, shoot two dead and give the other a million dollars’[/quote]

When is this starting? I’ll fucking watch the lot of it.

I’m convinced some TV network will get “Bum fights” off the streets and into arenas where two lads better each other for a leg of chicken while the stench of 30,000 mad americans bloodlust fills the air

I have a dinger of an idea for a reality TV show. Basically it involves a team of doctors poring over the life history of a chap in poor health and going through thr lifestyle choices that left the poor fucker in the state he is.


Not just with the reality tv angle, but also the plane into the building idea.
Stephen King :clap:

Rte beat you to it, it’s on tomorrow evening at 8.30 again on Thursday

The worst aspect of reality television is that none of it is actual reality.

Scripted fucking muck. Low’s common denominator shite

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Not just with the reality tv angle, but also the plane into the building idea.
Stephen King :clap:[/QUOTE]
I dreamt about this on Sunday night

I will take it to dreams thread

Already done Fagan

Made in Chelsea is brilliant