Reopen the counties - the COVID-19 Edgy thread

Fuck sake Mac, you’ve triggered Laz.

No caffiene for me yet today, you’ll be alright

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It can’t be mandatory and it can’t be voluntary :man_shrugging:t2:

Mick would have been proud of this approach himself

Sweet mother of fuck.

Persons who test positive will be placed in isolation, while those who have been in contact with them will be notified and placed in quarantine.

The population should also be provided with a digital application that uses Bluetooth technology to notify users if they have spent too long in close proximity to a person who is infected.

The world is well and truly fucked if we’re genuinely slavishly going along with this.

It’s time to start lifting the lid on Neil Ferguson. He appears to be a very, very dangerous individual with friends in high places, getting tens of millions of dollars in annual funding from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.

Michael Thrusfield, a professor of veterinary epidemiology at Edinburgh University, told the paper he had ‘déjà vu’ after reading the Imperial paper, saying Ferguson was responsible for excessive animal culling during the 2001 Foot and Mouth outbreak.

Ferguson warned the government that 150,000 people could die. Six million animals were slaughtered as a precaution, costing the country billions in farming revenue. In the end, 200 people died.

Similarly, he was accused of creating panic by overestimating the potential death toll during the 2005 Bird Flu outbreak. Ferguson estimated 200 million could die. The real number was in the low hundreds.

In 2009, one of Ferguson’s models predicted 65,000 people could die from the Swine Flu outbreak in the UK - the final figure was below 500.

This will be his greatest achievement, driving the world back to the dark ages.

The modelling lads up in University of Washington, who are far better than this English twat, are projecting 17,337 deaths in Sweden by August 4th, with the peak being hit 23 days from now at 494 deaths a day. Even though there’s no evidence of any significant ramp up in deaths in recent weeks, if anything their curve has flattened like everywhere else.

Sensible social distancing works.

The paddys are now yes men, mostly, happy to do what they are told by the likes of pencil neck and the indian.

Ah but lads will go buck ape if you say they can go to the hardware shop on a Friday

What are the symptoms of going buck ape?

Fellas going to the shop, driving around without getting quizzed by guards, maybe even visiting family or friends whilst sticking to social distancing. It would destroy the country

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Following the numbers of deaths/cases on a daily basis.

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The citizen-led movement against overreaching COVID-19 lockdowns

:grin: completely meaningless.

If you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in.

On May 1st, the Yanks will be out en masse, demanding that their constitutional rights have no exceptions. Paddy, meanwhile, will be up at the crack of dawn, out washing his face with the dew or hiding eggs in his neighbours potato drills (as long as its within 2 km of his house).

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Aye no worries. I’m all for the dumb cunts opening up and when the death toll hits a couple of hundred thousand may be that’ll be the end of Donald. Fuck em!
Unfortunately it won’t only be the brutes who are exterminated.

Dumb cunts? America has some of the greatest minds that ever lived.

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The approach by and large from most states has been very sensible, in terms of restrictions and lifting restrictions. We will see how it pans out, but as of now Ireland has a higher death rate per capita than the US (250 vs 192 per million) and deaths are counted the same in each country. As for the Don, the only complete shit show in the US has been New York, run by Democrats for decades.

Thanks mate.

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I only heard about that eggs thing recently. Awful stuff.