Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female


#1

In advance - apologies if your own name is included.

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Finbar


#2

Tristan...


#3

Tobias.

Angel.


#4

Kenneth .


#5

Lancelot....


#6

Britney .


#7

Dympna .


#8

Fanny .


#9

Peggy

Anto

Clive

Toby

Imelda

Gobnait


#10

aloisius
or
alphonsis


#11

Apple.....


#12

Pio........


#13

Padraig

Seamus

Pascal

Morgan

Gabriel


#14

Aeneas

Jesse (a fella)


#15

I know a Pio - poor fecker

Royston (and whatever his brothers name is)


#16

Cyprian!


#17

Jerome

Peadar

Eileen (for anyone bird under the age of 60)


#18

spencer...


#19

I know one family with the following names:

Lancelot
Salome (bird)
Jude
Trevor
Sinbad (yes I kid you not)
Sinclair

Trevor, while still fairly ridiculous, is the best of them.


#20

Who calls their child Lancelot?

Cousin of mine called her newborn Jessica - why would you do that?