Ridiculous First Names - Male and Female

In advance - apologies if your own name is included.

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Finbar

Tristan…

Tobias.

Angel.

Kenneth .

Lancelot…

Britney .

Dympna .

Fanny .

Peggy

Anto

Clive

Toby

Imelda

Gobnait

aloisius
or
alphonsis

Apple…

Pio…

Padraig

Seamus

Pascal

Morgan

Gabriel

Aeneas

Jesse (a fella)

I know a Pio - poor fecker

Royston (and whatever his brothers name is)

[quote=“Mac”]I know a Pio - poor fecker

Royston (and whatever his brothers name is)[/quote]

Cyprian!

Jerome

Peadar

Eileen (for anyone bird under the age of 60)

spencer…

I know one family with the following names:

Lancelot
Salome (bird)
Jude
Trevor
Sinbad (yes I kid you not)
Sinclair

Trevor, while still fairly ridiculous, is the best of them.

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]I know one family with the following names:

Lancelot
Salome (bird)
Jude
Trevor
Sinbad (yes I kid you not)
Sinclair

Trevor, while still fairly ridiculous, is the best of them.[/quote]

Who calls their child Lancelot?

Cousin of mine called her newborn Jessica - why would you do that?