Rip Off Ireland - A thread for rip offs

I refer you to your statement at Option A

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Some lads will be along shortly to blame this on Sinn Fein.

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What about some sort of suspended cable car type thing? Lads need to start thinking outside the box here

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Not Sinn féin mate. Those shadowy bastards now in their 90s sitting in a room above a pub in belfast…

Id favour some sort of pressuried water tube that shoots people (in a small pod) through an underground water slide type from the airport to town. Think of the notoriety and the draw it would have for tourists.
Like the fastest lazy river youve ever seen…

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happy season 4 GIF

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Ah yes… the lads who make all the decisions even though their mostly dead.

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Ah sure if it 500bn it’ll be grand. Apple will pay for it.

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We’ll have drones carrying us to the airport before the Metro is built. They might have card payments on buses by then too.

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Not unlike an auld fella who gets asked what’s the best way to a place and he answers, well I wouldn’t start from here

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They are beginning to build the metro next year mate

I read the same thing in 2001 mate

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Build two luas’s so

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Be cheaper to build the airport in the city centre.

Level Dublin one. Put in the airport.

Nice big landbank in North Dublin freed up. Connolly and Busarus right at the door.

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Spire can be Air Traffic Control. Keep the donut kiosk for airport police

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Just move the airport to Arklow

We have the EU over here for the next 3 months. I hope their brains are being picked on how to deliver it

“We’ve learnt a lot from the National Children’s Hospital in terms of cost control”

That’s reassuring

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Level Dublin and fence it in as a failed experiment

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We’ve got the budget over runs out of the way before we started