Road to Nowhere 2018

Fuck, this is painful

What the fuck is she singing? You canā€™t just make up random sounds and noises.

That was wonderfully Partridge-esque from General Secretary Jerome Valcke.

Concacaf kept apart Conmembol in play-offā€¦ the fix is in already.

Some day for the female presenter, making the World Cup draw and getting married on the same day.

This African qualifying shit is making my head hurt,

Dasayev :clap:

The head on the cunt.

Why arenā€™t Gibraltar in the draw ?

Currently only recognised by UEFA I think

President Blatter is in the RA.

Tuned out thereā€¦ what fucking way do the Africans qualify for this? Is it knockout?

South Sudan is a tough place to go.

Some kind of convoluted couple of rounds of play-offs and then the remaining teams have a group stage.

Thatā€™s some cluster fuck - give the minnows more games ffsā€¦ Will we ever see Djibouti at a World Cup?

Sky sports news canā€™t be added to show the African draw

We can dream mate.

Is Dasayev wearing a wig?

Fortress Juba.

I still have no idea how Wales and Romania are in pot 1 and France and Italy are in pot 2.