Road to Nowhere 2018

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“He’s just completely collapsed there. Made a complete meal of it. And the referee’s given him the decision” - Gerry as some Swiss guy gets barreled over from behind.

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He’s contesting every single decision.

15 minutes left so he’s taken to shouting cries of encouragement over the main commentator as he’s speaking.

“Go on Josh!”

“Make a name for yourself Jordan!”

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Jones toe bogs it past the defender and out for a clear goal kick.

“That’s a CORNER. Has to be!”

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On Lichsteiner a few minutes ago:

“That’s embarrassing, that is. That’s embarrassing.”

Oooft. Swiss clear it off the line in injury time!

Are the partitionists gone?

Won’t know that until Tuesday night.

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Is there another partitionist team like northern Ireland playing Tuesday night? What competition?

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Sickening way for them to bow out.

Done over by a non existent penalty in the first leg and an injury time goal line clearance in the return.

The partitionists are out. They’ll be fairly aggrieved and rightly so … they’ll be doubly sickened if the 32 county soccer team beat the Danes and qualify on Tuesday.

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Fuck em.

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Can’t believe Switzerland only scored once over those two games - and they were gifted that one. Gerry was hugely enthusiastic about the performance from the 6 tonight but they gave up so many chances.

The poppy wearing huns are out. Two efforts on target in 180’minutes.

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I take it we are all supporting @Nembo_Kid and his band of merry men tonight.

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They were knocked out last night no?

definitely

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You’re correct, no they weren’t

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Half an hour to kickoff in the eagerly anticipated Oceania/Asia/Conacaf runner up eliminator qualification playoff between the Socceroos and those plucky Hondurans.

0-0 from the first leg. @GeoffreyBoycott will be along shortly to explain the away goal permutations.