We need a separate thread for this guys – let’s keep the other thread for his on-field antics… Anyway i’ve uploaded the secret video to the members lounge, same rules as always - you will need 50 posts to view it.
How do feel about this one?
I’m gonna say guilty.
Have you still not got a job?
Previous to viewing the video one would have said definitively not guilty, now I am not so sure.
When did I ever ‘have’ a job?
The weird obsession O’Irish Man Utd fans have with Ronaldo is hilarious … @croppy_boy getting tetchy because Ronaldo is the butt of some scandal. Lolzers
He’s a terrible dancer is about the only conclusion I can make. Like a young lad at his first disco in the local parish hall.
I dont think bad dancing crime - but it’s certainly hilarious.
Its a pity his finishing prowess on the field isn’t matched off it
Based on the weird dancing I’m going to say Guilty
Anything less than 10 years in jail will be a travesty.
Awful dancing.
More the scandal of some butt judging by that video, (though its such poor quality it’s difficult to say tbh.)
You’re the idiot who felt the need to start a second thread about him.
Obsessed!
Surely Cristian O’Ronaldo has some Irish blood in him?
FAO of @HBV - you have my permission to write a creepy remark based on the fact that I wrote a post with the word “blood” in it. I know you find this sort of thing fascinating.
No, this is about an alleged rape, not him as a fraud on the pitch… After the last great rape trail of 2’18 these things clearly need a separate space.
Classy.
#IStandWithCristiano is trending on Twitter 
No doubt started by fanboys like Croppy.
Ronaldo would get the arse rid off him in American jail.