Apologies
To Farmer, 5 no. was too strict a cut off for me.
In the MGG Room 101 capsule
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- Onions[/B]
2. Alternative Medicine, its freaks and smelly therapies
Shove yere crystals up yere angel’s, take yere self help books and jump off yere mental balcony’s into the wheatgrass sea of tranquility.
[B]3. Nissan Micras and their owners
- Human Resouces[/B]
But not before ye tell me what ye do all day
5. The Mary Lou’s and Snottigh’s of Sinn Fein
It is no secret that I have a certain amount of patience for genuine socialists and republicans. But that two and their ilk piss me off. They are wheeled out in front of cameras day and night for no other reason than they are not associated with any West Belfast era carry on. Bugger off back to the Student Unions of South Dublin before McGuinness slaps ye around for being mouthy middleclass brats. Talk talk talk, neither of ye born again socialists have actually done anything other than get elected.
And Snottigh; I should remind you that your response to how you expect to pay for medical cards for all paye workers is still outstanding, along with a memorial to the late Mairead Farrell, however I note your prioritising with the committee to build a gaelscoil in D6W. And Mary Lou, two words; LIP WAX
6. Dublin Celebrities
Now boys and girls of the photo op; VIP distribution numbers are probably
less than the Irish Angling Association’s mail list, but the day I see Glendup on the cover of Vanity Fair I will launch a campaign to have ye released from room 101; Free the Dub-Brities. And Amanda lov’ you’re no beauty and your tits need lifting. Career prospects? Makeovers in 101?
7. Professional Public Services Moaners (PPSM)
The PPSM will complain about hospitals but will probably have either a medical card or Private insurance; or claimed 42% from their Med1. But guaranteed to have been born in a voluntary maternity hospital.
The PPSM is guaranteed to have gone through the public school system; and maybe even onto third level. Some PPSM’s will even have gotten Back to School allowances, free buses, lunches and breakfasts. etc etc
The PPSM will always whinge about paying too much tax. Get yere free eye test. We pay fuck all income tax here, CGT is a pissy 20%; Blame the Corporate 10% Tax on profits for it all why don’t ye, but who’'ll benefit from the 12% employers PRSI that’ll go with them when they leave. (Mary Lou, this is one of your pets, Any idea?)
And, why the fuck should the Tax Payer pay to lift your rubbish.
And, pay your telly licence before going onto the Joe show if ye want out of room 101.
8. Liberals
Funny how when it comes to public services and volunteering they’re suddenly all Tories. Ever notice how Green Lefty Liberals never send their children to local NS’s? And ye can take yere poisonous emission exploding VW camper vans with ye to 101.
9. People who refer to Pat Spillane as a GAA Pundit
Along with being an AI winning Kerryman and an attention seeking self-publicising gobby knowall, Smig Spillane is a school teacher, a publican and a comedian in the style of the Amateur Dramatic societies. (eg. Billa) Anyone who refers to him as a Sports Pundit is getting it wrong and in doing so they make no attempt to get it right. So Room 101 for them too.
10. People that call the GAA the Grab All Association.
Pick a post code or parish, any one at all, Compare facilities; then take a look at the project costs of Lansdowne Road. While in room 101 do some sums on the GDP generated by the GAA and its supporters and members over the last 120 years; then move onto Community contribution and services, schools health and fitness in days when there were barely shoes on the school teachers. But do let me now how that compares to the IRprivateschoolFU and FAanothercommitteeI’s records
