Rough(ish) birds that you would get up on (AKA ugly birds with big baps thread)

No way that was @Bandage with brown shoes

Fine bird. Anyday of the week & twice of a Saturday

Certainly solid.

Refers to her female friends as lads

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That’s common enough down the country.

I’d have to reserve judgement until I’d have her dress removed. If that dress is hiding at least one of the following : a nice pair of tits, a pert ass or a tidy waxed snatch & asshole… then she’s getting put into the legs behind her ears position.
She’s probably a step up from one of those birds you’d ride if " none of your mates found out", but from my experience some of those birds in the low hanging fruit category are some of the durtiest. Up for anything they are.

Mary Lou is one of those ugly successful type loud mouthed career driven birds that enjoys to be humiliated e.g grabbed by the two ears & semi choked by a stiff reciprocating schlong.

Jesus. Stand back from the pornhub

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Sexual psychology 101 my friend. Pseudo dominant females just like Mary Lou subconsciously crave… infact… need the “gobstopper”.

Holy shit. Some awful posts here. Sad fucks.

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@Feech_La_Manna, tell me about your mother. What are your earliest memories of her?

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Here you pop up again . Very strange man .

On my soap box when I was 8 years old, invisaging myself as a young Daniel O Connell, I read Ann and Barry aloud too an imaginary audience. My mother stood forcefully on my wind pipe with her 6 inch stilettos.

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Edgy.

It would be like riding a Jack Russel whose back legs are smaller than the front ones. Your knees would be fucked after it.

Leave the dog alone

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Genuine cringeworthy stuff here, is this freak belong to someone else or what?

Have some manners, she’s a person and doesn’t belong to anyone you creep.

That comment is uncalled for, my friend.