run along now concy with your tail between you legs
To clarify and to hopefully give you some imagery for next time your bird wants you above on her, my missus on occasion likes a right good scelping on the buttocks during moments of intimacy and by jaysus I’m the man to give it to her.
I’d say you are a great man with a length of wavin alright.
Your reflection is clearly visible there.
That’s not what I asked you though.
Who are you - fucking Jeremy Paxman? I’ll dance to my own tune pal.
Don’t be so coy.
I’ll be whatever I like.
Grand, be a prude so.
Can you clarify which one of your missus’s you’re referring to here?
Since when did Abi Titmuss become a roughish bird? 
The day she came to prominence
Is that the barmaid in Peaky Blinders? Not even close to roughish.
She’s dog rough these days
Could not place where i knew her from. Thank god for imdb.
It was no country for old men.
I used to hope and pray something like that would happen to me in St Flannans