Rough(ish) birds that you would get up on

right lads this is a thread for the middling to fair women who wouldnt make it onto the lovely ladies thread but you would give them a few belts of the fattening stick…whether it is because they are carrying a couple of extra pounds or they are a bit rough around the edges etc…

i will get the ball rolling:

stacy slater from eastenders
the blonde one from corrie that works in roy’s cafe
the new weather girl on tv 3 (some set of child bearing hips)
helena bonham carter
joanne cantwell
that melody young wan off home and away(id say she is a demon in the sack)

anyone have some one else to add…dont be a afraid to put up a few guilty pleasures i.e fairly puck women that you would give a shot to…

P.S mairegangaire feel free to post up fella’s if you wish (for the sake of balance)

forgot to add the heftyish one and the main character(your-one from old school) off greys anatomy…

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/greys-anatomy-ramirez118.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jessie-290x400.jpg

thats the one…she would do i suppose…

melody is she the one going out with the holy joe? shes fookin 15 puke, hardly a demon in the sack!! she will turn into a serious hottie yet wait and see

linda martin
sally webster (sluh)

[quote=“dancarter”]melody is she the one going out with the holy joe? shes fookin 15 puke, hardly a demon in the sack!! she will turn into a serious hottie yet wait and see

linda martin
sally webster (sluh)[/quote]

age aint nothing but a number dan…how do you know she isnt a demon in the sack…in fairness i have only seen one episode of H&A in 12 years how was i to know her age…

on a serious note does alf still have the hamburger phone in the diner…

[quote=“The Puke”]age aint nothing but a number dan…how do you know she isnt a demon in the sack…in fairness i have only seen one episode of H&A in 12 years how was i to know her age…

on a serious note does alf still have the hamburger phone in the diner…[/quote]

you may as well admit to being a paedophile around here as a non H7A devotee, your a student oo no excuses.

Diner burned down, think the phone was too badly melted to bring to the new diner

i actually enjoyed the episode that was on…last thursdays i think it was…yerrah i wouldnt be big into soaps apart from eastenders…would normally be on the way home from college/cooking me dinner/getting ready for training at the time home and away is on…

Too much?

[quote=“myboyblue”]Too much?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Camryn_Manheim_portrait.jpg/200px-Camryn_Manheim_portrait.jpg[/quote]

slightly…

I would do most of the ones mentioned so far - apart from that hefty one.

The black bird that works in the factory in Corrie with the dodgy nose
Tanya out of Eastenders
Carol from Fair City (is she still in it?)

i would place tanya in the “auld bird you you would shag” thread…dont think she is 45 though…did anyone ever see the programme no angels she used to be in…about 4 randy nurses…she was fair savage in it…

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Lizzy_Mc_Donald_Corrie.jpg/200px-Lizzy_Mc_Donald_Corrie.jpg

I had a bit of thing for Mel C from the spice girls in my younger days.

That one from Grey’s anatomy would get it. She’d give it back you soft I’d say.

Juliette Lewis, none rougher I’d say…

http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/juliette-lewis2.jpg

Yeah I remember that alright - has fairly piled on the pounds since then…

No way is she anything near 45 - would say she is barely 30…

Mel C - that is fairly sick. I would do Mel B though. Saw the video for Wannabe recently on Reeling in the Years and the baps were protruding…

i would say she is mid to late 30’s farmer…as she was well in her 20’s in no angels and that must be 5/6/7 years ago…

30 exactly Puke - Jo Joyner is her name and here’s her wiki page…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Joyner

i stand corrected …apologies farmer…