This is their best work
Eating streaky bacon from a trouser press is a fine saying. Great song
Watching gay porn in the garden shed
Mr. Google Chrome must be fierce sour with this faux intellectual routine. Whats he doing for cash these days I wonder
Her family doesnt like me anymore coz I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
I’m doing ketamine in the Netherlands
Think that was the song in Trainspotting 2
Without a mask the antics just seem creepy
Hahahaha, that’s the opposite of how things should be isnt it
I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
I did it with the fellas at the agm
And eleanor from a and r refused me again
So I did that thing at the holiday inn
That’s actually class
Pretty sure he has a good job. Possibly as a producer.
That’s a lovely glowing orange.
That pants and tshirt combo is the bomb
He couldn’t produce his way out of a paper bag
I think about her sister when we’re intimate
Cooking streaky bacon in the trouser press
We should be paid to read your shit.
An Instagram link? No, I don’t like them.