RvP or Luis Suarez?

Who’s better/ which would you prefer in your team?

Suarez, easily. Not only is he ten times the footballer Van Persie is, he is also ten times the man.

RvP for now although Suarez may surpass him in time if he sticks it out in the EPL which I highly doubt.

RVP for me at the moment.

Soccer team or rape team?

Badly missing a poll here.

El Pistolero

RVP every time…a decent, honourable sportsman.

unlike that sneering, bucktoothed, cheating cunt Suarez who should be fucking deported before he irrevocably ruins the Premiership for the young kids coming up

Van Persie is a rapist.

Is he though?

Fixed to avoid you, or TFK, being sued for defamation. For your reference.

Yes.

Chavez’s bad wum aside It’s still unclear if he intentionally handled the ball or if it hit his hand. Either way I don’t give a fuck, It’s a refs job to call it. The wonderful Gordan Strachan defended Luis last night and said the reaction was ridiculous. He asked the lads in the studio if they ever illegally parked for 20 minutes while they carried out an errand, and if so did they did phone the authorities to be punished! In short, we are all cheating bastards in life.

Chavez is a hardcore INTERNETER. Hes here to fuck thing right up, innit.

BRod on Suarez’s goal…

"The ball has popped up, it’s hit him and, after that, it is up to the officials what they do. I said to the fourth official straight away: ‘Was that handball?’ and he said they had seen it but they decided that it was not deliberate.

I’d have no issue with it either-100% up to the officials to spot this and, in fairness, Luis even looked fairly sheepish and didn’t really celebrate the goal. RVP is not a rapist though either, to be fair.

Rooney, Giggs and Ferdinand are all cheaters tho, we can all agree on that.

Yes-all those UK players like Rooney and Steven Gerrard can dive with the best of the Johnny Foreigners.

Not only that, but Rooney cheated on his pregnant wife with a middle aged prostitute. Giggs had a prolonged affair with his brother’s partner and Ferdinand is a drugs cheat. What a disgusting club that is.

Was she not more like a granny? Sick, diseased club.

UK

Sniff sniff you zombie bastard