Ryder Cup 2016, Hazeltine National Golf Course, Chaska, Minnesota, USA

Will he not be in Chantilly next weekend for the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe?

Should free up a few premium level tickets in Croke Park this Saturday.

If Europe win it will be down to the platform that Paul McGinley built.

If Europe lose it will be down to Paul McGinley not being captain.

As always, the result will hinge on the identity of the vice-captains.

Who are they this time?

Eldrick Tont Woods, Jim Furyk, Steve Stricker and Tom Lehman are Team GOP vice captains.

Thomas Bjorn, Padraig Harrington, Sam Torrance, Paul Lawrie and the injured Ian Poulter are Team Europe vice captains.

The renewal of Ryder Cup hostilities between Sam Torrance and Tom ‘Man of God’ Lehman is a real mouth watering prospect. Tom is a native of Minnesota of course so its very much on his home match. Minnesota has been unfruitful GOP territory of late though. It now has the longest drought of any of the 50 states for voting for a GOP candidate in a presidential election.

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Dungeon this utter scutter

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I’ve an inside source in the Lehman camp so I’ll try to follow that up.

Walter Mondale?

No, God.

Do the yanks still use golfs answer to the Railway Cup to test their new clubs.

Don’t open the thread, it’s your choice

Wouldn’t the Internet be pointless if people followed that advice ???

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@ChocolateMice, I can assure you that enjoyment can be eked out of following this utter shite in an ironic/sarcastic manner.

If anyone else said that I’d tell them to Fuck up… Can you expand on that, mate? Throw out an example…

It’s a battle of two continents in a wanky non-sport. Most of those playing in it and following it seriously are gimps who insist upon themselves. The participants and the broadcasters ham it up and go heavy with the military analogies and so on. Middle aged simpletons like @Locke and @anon32894817 lap it up and book days off work for it. That said, I can’t wait for Friday as there’s nothing quite like the opening tee shot of the Ryder Cup. I’m raging the All Ireland Final replay is clashing with a bit of Saturday’s action.

In six appearances as a player and then as non-playing captain in 1975, Arnie never played on a losing side. Defeat will not be countenanced.

Most American fans don’t give a fook bar a few boozed up bubbas on a corporate flunky.

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Not middle aged, pal

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Golf enthusiasts :joy:

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