Unreal!
There’s a reason I’m the forum’s style guru pal.
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Women pluck their eyebrows. Get your barber to trim them when you go for your monthly haircut.
Get a nasal hair trimmers to take care of any protruding nasal and ear hairs.
You were looking quare trendy conducting matters the other day
Homeless Chic Mike. Homeless Chic.
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You’ve an answer for everything, you fucker.
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That never happened.
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That gag is so old there’s moss on it at this stage.
You’d know
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That’s right.
Have you not learned that Twitter is not for you yet?
Happy to help. Just reach out mate.
My sixth class daughter needed a bit of help with tonight’s homework, I kid you not, this is the book they’re using 
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A bit dated.
She said’do you know who Severiano Ballesteros is?’
I said ‘yeah, that’s Sevy’s full name’
It didn’t help 
No 1 is A Creep
No 2 is Former COTY
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