Shit that makes you feel old

Chris Samba’s son Floyd scoring a brace for Man City tonight

Man City constantly at this. Haaland, Delap, Heskeys and now Samba. It is like their scouting programme is built around the sons of players from the late 90s/00s. I’ve probably forgotten a few too.

They had a few lads belonging to Carrick but they tossed them

Theres a second Samba as well

And of course there were the Wright Phillips

Samba is more of a late 00’s early 10’s vintage?

He’s 42 - younger than me!

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First (official) prostate exam ever today. I’m finally an auld cunt at 33. The fine folks at VHI360 enjoyed every second of it too.

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You know they can check that with a blood test now? There must be someone in vhi that just liked the look of your hoop.

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We take no chances in the potential kidney infection game (there was no infection after all that)

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A kidney infection now? You’re just looking for any excuse

There’s significantly cheaper and more adventurous options for the aul index finger remontada than the illustrious VHI team.

You may explore all the options so, I’ll stick to the pin-prick method

My last one was a blood test that led to an MRI. No fella sticking two fingers up my hole this time. I have had that invasive procedure before and wondered what had happened to this chap between getting 625 points in the leaving and finishing medical school that this was how he spent his working life.

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Has you elevated prostate-specific antigen (PSA) levels or something?

I had/have but the urologist on reviewing my MRI assured me that it was a golden ticket for a man of my age and I had nothing to worry about on that score. I will continue to get my PSA level checked every year.

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Using the fingers up arse method…

A prostate examination is still a very useful diagnostic procedure

…until you feel two hands on your shoulders.

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No just a blood test

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I’m envisaging you in this one….

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Fógra: THERE WAS A KIDNEY INFECTION AFTER ALL THAT!!!

Useless VHI cunts couldn’t pick it up presumably while taste-tasting me pish sample. I’m in the antibiotic mixer at least.

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