Sidney's imaginary bets thread - for mug punters only

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1091387, member: 183”]Current balance: +€171.85

Bet 25:
France to beat Ireland @9/4
Wales to beat Scotland @1/2
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €77.50[/QUOTE]
Bet 25 was a LOSER.

Balance after Bet 25: +€151.85

Bet 26:
Six Nations rugby: England to beat Ireland @ 5/4
Stake: €50
Bookie: Stan James
Potential profit: €62.50

Bet 27:
Premier League treble
Newcastle to beat Aston Villa @1/1
Manchester City to beat Liverpool @11/8
Arsenal to beat Everton @8/15
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €62.83

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1099385, member: 183”]Bet 27:
Premier League treble
Newcastle to beat Aston Villa @1/1
Manchester City to beat Liverpool @11/8
Arsenal to beat Everton @8/15
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €62.83[/QUOTE]
Bet 27 is a LOSER. :clap:

New balance: €141.85

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1099367, member: 183”]Bet 25 was a LOSER.

Balance after Bet 25: +€151.85

Bet 26:
Six Nations rugby: England to beat Ireland @ 5/4
Stake: €50
Bookie: Stan James
Potential profit: €62.50[/QUOTE]
Bet 26 was a LOSER.

New Balance: +€91.85

Bet 28:
Accumulator (six selections):
Rugby: England to beat Scotland @1/14
Football:
Crusaders to beat Ballymena @8/15
Linfield to beat Institute @2/5
Hearts to beat Dumbarton @1/7
Manchester City to beat Burnley @9/20
Arsenal to beat West Ham @ 4/11

Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €83.95

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1106695, member: 183”]Bet 26 was a LOSER.

New Balance: +€91.85

Bet 28:
Accumulator (six selections):
Rugby: England to beat Scotland @1/14
Football:
Crusaders to beat Ballymena @8/15
Linfield to beat Institute @2/5
Hearts to beat Dumbarton @1/7
Manchester City to beat Burnley @9/20
Arsenal to beat West Ham @ 4/11

Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €20
Potential profit: €83.95[/QUOTE]
Burnley 1 Man City 0.

Rationale: good
Result: 5 out of 6. LOSER
New balance: +€71.85

Current balance: +€71.85

Bet 29:
Arsenal to beat Monaco @13/10
Norwich to beat Huddesfield @1/1
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake €20
Potential profit: €72.00

Bet 29 was a LOSER.

Current balance: €51.85

Bet 30:
Watford to beat Birmingham @2/5
Swindon to beat Yeovil @2/5
MK Dons to beat Leyton Orient @8/15
Shrewsbury to beat York @4/7
PSG to beat Nice @4/7
PSV to beat Heerenveen @1/4
Ajax to beat NAC Breda @1/4
Hawthorn to beat Western Bulldogs @1/14
Dublin to beat Tipperary U21 @2/5
Roscommon to beat Tyrone U21 @4/9
Arsenal to beat Reading @2/7
Coleraine to beat Warrenpoint @20/21
Royal Madrid to beat Malaga @1/6
Derby to beat Huddersfield @20/21
Bournemouth to beat Sheffield Wednesday @4/11
Clermont Auvergne to beat Saracens @1/3
Toulon to beat Leinster @1/5

Bookie: Boylesports
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €3,124.25

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1125389, member: 183”]Bet 29 was a LOSER.

Current balance: €51.85

Bet 30:
Watford to beat Birmingham @2/5
Swindon to beat Yeovil @2/5
MK Dons to beat Leyton Orient @8/15
Shrewsbury to beat York @4/7
PSG to beat Nice @4/7
PSV to beat Heerenveen @1/4
Ajax to beat NAC Breda @1/4
Hawthorn to beat Western Bulldogs @1/14
Dublin to beat Tipperary U21 @2/5
Roscommon to beat Tyrone U21 @4/9
Arsenal to beat Reading @2/7
Coleraine to beat Warrenpoint @20/21
Royal Madrid to beat Malaga @1/6
Derby to beat Huddersfield @20/21
Bournemouth to beat Sheffield Wednesday @4/11
Clermont Auvergne to beat Saracens @1/3
Toulon to beat Leinster @1/5

Bookie: Boylesports
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €3,124.25[/QUOTE]

The Dublin one is a loser, what about the rest of them?

Swindon lost, Derby drew, Bournemouth drew. I actually put a €5 stake on this for real with Luton to beat Hartlepool added.

On this one for real.

Current balance: €41.85

Bet 31:

English Conference National Matches Eastleigh v Kidderminster
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Eastleigh @ 4/11

English Conference National Matches Bristol Rovers v Alfreton
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Bristol Rovers @ 1/5

English Conference National Matches Barnet v Gateshead
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Barnet @ 2/9

English League 2 Matches Plymouth v Tranmere
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Plymouth @ 5/6

English League 2 Matches Wycombe v Morecambe
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Wycombe @ 1/2

English League 1 Matches Preston v Swindon
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Preston @ 8/13

Premier League Matches Crystal Palace v Hull
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Crystal Palace @ evens

English Championship Matches Fulham v Middlesbrough
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Middlesbrough @ 4/6

Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €286.15

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1128901, member: 183”]On this one for real.

Current balance: €41.85

Bet 31:

English Conference National Matches Eastleigh v Kidderminster
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Eastleigh @ 4/11

English Conference National Matches Bristol Rovers v Alfreton
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Bristol Rovers @ 1/5

English Conference National Matches Barnet v Gateshead
25-04-2015 17:15
Win-Draw-Win
Barnet @ 2/9

English League 2 Matches Plymouth v Tranmere
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Plymouth @ 5/6

English League 2 Matches Wycombe v Morecambe
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Wycombe @ 1/2

English League 1 Matches Preston v Swindon
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Preston @ 8/13

Premier League Matches Crystal Palace v Hull
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Crystal Palace @ evens

English Championship Matches Fulham v Middlesbrough
25-04-2015 15:00
Win-Draw-Win
Middlesbrough @ 4/6

Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake: €10
Potential profit: €286.15[/QUOTE]
Outcome: LOSER.
Rationale: Appalling.
Conclusion: Time to retire.

Gamblers who had it but mysteriously lost it

Bet 32:
Arsenal v Chelsea
In play - final score 0-0 @9/2
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake €8
Potential profit: €36.00

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1129546, member: 183”]Bet 32:
Arsenal v Chelsea
In play - final score 0-0 @9/2
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake €8
Potential profit: €36.00[/QUOTE]
Grind out a few like these and stop going for the Hail Mary accumulators. You can do it Sid.

Not there yet, bud.

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1129546, member: 183”]Bet 32:
Arsenal v Chelsea
In play - final score 0-0 @9/2
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake €8
Potential profit: €36.00[/QUOTE]
Past performance is no indicator of future losses.

Outcome: WINNER.

Balance after Bet 32: +€67.85

Well done Sid:clap:

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1129546, member: 183”]Bet 32:
Arsenal v Chelsea
In play - final score 0-0 @9/2
Bookie: Paddy Power
Stake €8
Potential profit: €36.00[/QUOTE]
Was that an actual bet or an imaginary bet.

Bet 33
Tipperary to beat Tyrone in play @1/1
Stake: €15
Bookie: Paddy Power
Potential profit: €15

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1132659, member: 183”]Bet 33
Tipperary to beat Tyrone in play @1/1
Stake: €15
Bookie: Paddy Power
Potential profit: €15[/QUOTE]
Bet 33 was a LOSER.
New balance: +€52.17

Bet 34:
Handicap: Barcelona (-1.0) to beat Bayern Munich @21/10
Stake: €20
Bookie: SpreadEx
Potential profit: €42.00