Six Word Story

For sale: Clubber subscription, never used.

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Six word story, done in three.

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We have conquered all of Europe

And Solskjaer has won it!

For sale: tactics board. Quadruple complete.

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Mount her! I hardly know her

System going well, send more money.

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Delorean. Driven from time to time.

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For sale. Tactics board. History spurned.

Bridie is dead. Hay for sale.

I didn’t know she was married.

That’s the same cancer I have.

That’s their leader, their spiritual leader

Big fish, small fish, cardboard box.

I was only doing my job!

The only toilet cubicle was locked.

Newly married. Now alone, together, forever.

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The Ballad of Kyle

Kettlebell days,
Fucked vertebrae,
Physios paid…

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Contrary to north west cork propaganda, i haven’t been to a physio with my back in over 2 years, if not longer.

But with the right cords that could be a belter.

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Kyle’s back paid for this holiday.