Six Word Story

Culture
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Write a six word story. Entries open til Saturday 17th at 5pm and we’ll have a poll on Sunday to judge the winner.

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You’ll do well to beat the original and best.

Chat. Shit. Get banged.

The End.

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It means more, tell us never.

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With fewest votes Shatter is eliminated.

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Requested double entendre, gave her one.

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I thought I knew, I didn’t

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Not my own, but the best I’ve read is the old classic:

For Sale: baby shoes, never worn

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Thanks for everything, but it’s over

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It started badly, then got better

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Fell in love, complications, together again

The plot of most movies

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And Dan the Man got none

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I came, I saw, I conquered.

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It was one mountain too many

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Here I sit brokenhearted, spent a penny, only farted.

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The horror sequel;

I thought it was a fart

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Chocolate Mice is a big steamer

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What I thought I knew I didn’t.

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true grit GIF

SIX FUCKING WORDS, NUMBNUTS, SIX WORDS.

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Home wasn’t home anymore. Not really.

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Who lost to 14 man Dublin

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