They’ve already called for a ban on Snow White because the Prince kissed her while she was asleep, so couldn’t have had consent.
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Like I said before, give it another few years and there’ll be lads so confused they’ll make a complaint about themselves for having a quick
pull before getting out of bed in the morning
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Gender neutralised Jack and Jill. You couldn’t make it up
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill made it to his side and did her best to tend his injuries and eventually called an ambulance so he could be treated by professionals, rather than fall down after him due to some illogical and outdated notion about women being subservient to men and following their lead regardless of how unwise it may seem.
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Jesus, is that why Jill came tumbling after? I thought they were only kiddies.
Reminded me of the Andrew Dice Clay version
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wN42OjeRHCA
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the one that used to do the rounds in Weston was
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack went in and didn’t pull out
And Jill came down with a daughter
*now that’s educational
It helps if it actually rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill
And now she has a daughter
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nobody ever heard of the pill in Weston in the 80’s
Nightmare. So that why it’s called Weston-super-Mare?
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That’s where Richie blackmore is from
Is that a female? Genuinely
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Who are you to define someone as male or female? What gives you that right ?
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How dare you use terms like male and female, when you know damn well there is no such thing.
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I’d be surprised at that. Wasn’t Weston routinely used for illicit pill importation?
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What part of Weston you from kid? Ballyclough Avenue? Did you hang out in Curlies playing ball?
I’m from Prospect. Hung around in Raheen Square when I was a kid. Went to Curlies and up the handball alleys.
Up by Mousey Hannon and Elisha Cleary?
All the Hannon’s are Mousey kid 
Mousey managed me under tens for the mighty Hyde Rangers.
He gave me possibly the worst advise ever given to a soccer player
“When you don’t have the ball you love it, you’d do anything to get it back, when you have it, you hate it, kick it as hard and far away from you as you can”
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Ah I know his nephew Jason - he grew up not far from the barracks - Obviously, Mousey also.
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