Logged back into my profile there and she already has two messages from birds giddily wishing her a happy anniversary. 
Facebook is about spying on ex girlfriends and becoming fans of things like ‘The A Team’ etc.
It’s a bizarre protocol that’s unique to them. A girl I was in college with is starting a new job and there’s a good twenty messages of congratulations and such. At least half the women that have left the messages have personally told me that they hate her. There must be some unwritten code that we’re oblivious to that requires them to do this.
Its wierd allright, so fake. I mean if one lad
doesnt like another lad then he’s pretty much gonna know, I’d say some women have no idea what their ‘friends’ really say about them behind their back.
[quote=“Sheriff Lobo”]Its wierd allright, so fake. I mean if one lad
doesnt like another lad then he’s pretty much gonna know, I’d say some women have no idea what their ‘friends’ really say about them behind their back.[/quote]
Allegedly it’s an evolutionary thing, so a learned female friend of mine informed me anyway. Men have evolved through their ability to face down rivals. Women have evolved through their ability to undermine rivals from behind the scenes. Explains a lot. The level of analysis they go for is terrifying. If you could train them to analyse stuff that mattered they’d be damn useful.
must…stay…awake to harvest wheat which is currently at 99%
The fucking platitudes on wedding day photos are the worst of the lot. “You look gorgeous” as a comment on the picture of an obese hippopotamus in a vile dress. Wouldn’t they be better off just saying nothing rather than bullshitting? Fake twats. Not sure it happens so much in other countries but Irish birds are ridiculous for it.
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It’s universal it seems. I think the thing is not leaving a comment is the same as saying ‘you look like a stuck pig in that picture’. Hence the endless lies.
Irish women are cunts for that sort of thing.
They’re strange in other ways too. Was out with a friend of a friend a few months ago. 1st ever time I met the ho. By 2pm the next day she had added me as a friend on facebook. Wierdo. Haven’t seen her since but yet I know every Monday about her “fabulous weekend”
Got this sent to me:
Footballers life on facebook
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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who’s in?
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat’day random drinks n’ antics LOLZ
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Ashley C can’t find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Steven Gerrard hopes his ‘groin’ injury clears in time for Sunday z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads
-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can’t wait for the new season 1 week ago
Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
David Moyes is skint
Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago
Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
Rio Ferdinand feels like a p****77777777 after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
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mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group ‘Mancity’
invite was rejected
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Steven Gerrard has created a group, “Court, it’s fcuk easy!”
Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this
[quote=“The Runt”]Footballers life on facebook
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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who’s in?
Gareth Barry likes this
Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago
Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago
Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football
- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat’day random drinks n’ antics LOLZ
Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can’t find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
Jermaine Jenas likes this
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Steven Gerrard hopes his ‘groin’ injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 Comment Like
Ben Foster Ditto z
Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments
-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps
-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads
-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can’t wait for the new season 1 week ago
Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
David Moyes is skint
Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago
Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
Rio Ferdinand feels like a p****77777777 after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Dirk Kuyt likes this
mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group ‘Mancity’
invite was rejected
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Steven Gerrard has created a group, “Court, it’s fcuk easy!”
Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this[/quote]
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[quote=“The Runt”]Footballers life on facebook
Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Why make up footballers status updates when you’re already friends with a lot of them 
How is everyone getting on with their farms?
huh?
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[quote=“Gaillimharais”]Irish women are cunts for that sort of thing.
They’re strange in other ways too. Was out with a friend of a friend a few months ago. 1st ever time I met the ho. By 2pm the next day she had added me as a friend on facebook. Wierdo. Haven’t seen her since but yet I know every Monday about her “fabulous weekend”[/quote]
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Maybe she fancied you?
the farm takes up most of my time
Clarkey’s romancing a bird he first interacted with via facebook.
More news as we get it.
[quote=“Bandage”]Clarkey’s romancing a bird he first interacted with via facebook.
More news as we get it.[/quote]
Its a vaulable service you provide bandage. 