I’ve this colleague who primarily uses his own Facebook page to blather on about how great our employer is and what products / services / special offers are in place and how they’re better than alternatives in the market. This seems beyond weird to me. Any thoughts? I’d understand if it was his own business and he was promoting it but what kind of gimp boasts about us offering a better mortgage offer than a competitor?
You work for a mortgage provider??
Yes, mate.
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If I come in with a mortgage offer can you beat it pal?
I need to remortgage my house.
Will any portion of the new money be eligible for the 2% cash back offer?
Will you drop me in some coin bags on the way home tomorrow, pal? I’m going on holidays next week so time to bag up the coin jar.
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Where you off to, bro?
Will do, pal. It’s critical to bag up when you’re on holidays.
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Or living in a brothel
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None of it.
That’s a pity.
It depends on the nature of the offer.
You walked straight past me today, pal. I tried to catch your eye but you’re either:
a) half blind
b) prone to daydreaming
c) very good at avoiding eye contact and potential uncomfortable conversation with internet pals who are in the company of their work colleagues
Some notes:
- You have a very purposful and deliberate stride, very businessmanlike
- Your beard could do with a trim
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I’d go with a) and c)
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The hurt is palpable in that post
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That’s a damn shame, pal. I genuinely didn’t see you and always enjoy bidding you good day when we meet. Was this sighting at lunchtime?
Yes, you were on your way back from the 51 I’m guessing
He’d probably had a few at lunchtime. He was lashing out here in the afternoon.
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