Someone is using a blow torch very close to me

Should I be worried?

How much hair spray did you use this morning?

Didnt have time to use any. I wont light a match though in here. :wink:

Take out a can of Lynx there and start spraying.

When you say “close”, how close do you mean? If its in the next room then you’re probably fine, but if it’s next to your ear then either you’re somewhere you shouldn’t be or you’ve a possible psychopath beside you and you should probably move.

Dont mind them Shan they’re trying to hurt you. The safest thing to do is cover yourself in petrol to protect yourself from the heat. Oh and stare right at the flame to keep an eye on it.

Did you know that when cotton bales catch fire they’re doused with parrafin to put it out?

Just in the same room. I was thinking of becoming a man on fire as a protest to something but decided against it in the end.

Quitter!

Yours etc,
GSH.

Id set up poll asking you lot Will I set myself on fire but I know what the answer would be. :wink:

A lad I was working with on a site before burnt himself with a oxy-acytelene torch. It was not pretty. His arm was some mess after it.

Go for it Shan.

[quote=“The Runt”]A lad I was working with on a site before burnt himself with a oxy-acytelene torch. It was not pretty. His arm was some mess after it.

Go for it Shan.[/quote]

See the new season of Rescue Me for something pretty similar.

I am a blow torch.

Did he get rescued?

Not exactly…

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Books/dan79f.jpg

Toughen up !!

Yours etc,
GSH.

[quote=“Garda Sean Horgan”]http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/Books/dan79f.jpg

Toughen up !!

Yours etc,
GSH.[/quote]

No pictures of forum members allowed :wink:

Or flano calls the guards

Fuck the Gardai!*

[SIZE=1]*Except GSH[/SIZE]

Who’s that?