SPL - Sun 31 Aug

I can’t wait to breathe in the air of Celtic Park on Sunday.

Who do i have to sleep with to get more v-cash?

You have 3 quid. That’s more than enough to build your empire from.

Rightso,i’ll bang the lot on the Hoops and watch the money roll in.

I have been absent of late…

Wexford footballers, Jason Ryans army, on the verge of imortality and you are going hunskelping… Get a grip Bandage, your county needs you. If the pikelmen fooked off to glascow for a league match in 1798 where would you be now.