Sposual Abuse, Would You Report It To the Guards?

Get the funny quips out of the way early here, but if you were assaulted by your wife, would you report it?

Television presenter Melanie Sykes has been arrested and cautioned over an assault on her husband-

Lot’s of women of FB saying how strong he is for reporting it etc

Me bollox I say, he clearly did it to hurt her career- He should be able to get his house in order, as a man, without having to have her arrested- If it’s on going, walk away ffs. I don’t see it (women abusing partners) as an equal to men using their physique to beat up on women.

But then, there’s always the kids and custody etc but that’s another debate.

@Horsebox, maybe this is what’s been going on? :eek:

My name isn’t Jack Cockings and I aint banging Melanie Sykes… yet.

Oh right. This thread is entirely about “Jack” and “Melanie”. Gotcha. :wink:

I think you need to look at the case of poor Tyrone Dobbs

we really need @scumpot 's take on this before proceeding…

My princess woke me with these gifts this morning, pal. All is rosy…

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I didn’t want to tag anyone in particular, but…

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 867022, member: 1796”]My princess woke me with these gifts this morning, pal. All is rosy…
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She woke you by belting you across the face with a shoe!? :eek:

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 867022, member: 1796”]My princess woke me with these gifts this morning, pal. All is rosy…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EClIjXTWL.SX395.jpg

http://images.footlocker.com/pi/10858824/large/new-era-nfl-sideline-sport-knit-mens[/quote]

classy…she should have gone all out and got you a few sovereign rings… you’ll be the most envied couple on the pub Darts team now for sure…

Hmm, interesting topic seeing as foley is in court tomorrow.

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 867022, member: 1796”]My princess woke me with these gifts this morning, pal. All is rosy…

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EClIjXTWL.SX395.jpg

http://images.footlocker.com/pi/10858824/large/new-era-nfl-sideline-sport-knit-mens[/quote]
Happy birthday, pal.

better still…say to your Arab in laws '“Women’s rights” and watch how their bemused faces contort like you just asked them to work out what the square root of 3 is…

Fight fire with fire

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 867011, member: 1796”]Get the funny quips out of the way early here, but if you were assaulted by your wife, would you report it?

Television presenter Melanie Sykes has been arrested and cautioned over an assault on her husband-

Lot’s of women of FB saying how strong he is for reporting it etc

Me bollox I say, he clearly did it to hurt her career- He should be able to get his house in order, as a man, without having to have her arrested- If it’s on going, walk away ffs. I don’t see it (women abusing partners) as an equal to men using their physique to beat up on women.

But then, there’s always the kids and custody etc but that’s another debate.[/quote]
Be hard enough to walk away from Melanie Sykes’ minge in fairness.

I think you need to look closer to home and Damien Halpin

How could I forget about poor Damien. That big nosed bitch gave him an awful time of it.

:smiley:

I remember a scene where she was whacking him with something and he started crying begging her to stop and saying ‘oh please not again’.

I remember a scene where she was whacking him with something and he started crying begging her to stop and saying ‘oh please not again’.[/quote]

I remember that, it was harrowing television

I remember a scene where she was whacking him with something and he started crying begging her to stop and saying ‘oh please not again’.[/quote]

What would you do in such a situation, pal?