Stupid Commentator / Pundit Comments 2008 Calendar Year

Just on Premier soccer saturday and the camera shows a banner in the Chelsea crowd which reads:
“Scolari out. Di Matteo/Zola Legends in.”

John Giles asks Darragh Moloney what the banner said. Darragh tells him.
Giles congratulates him on his understanding of Portugese!
WTF.

[quote=“Pikeman”]Just on Premier soccer saturday and the camera shows a banner in the Chelsea crowd which reads:
“Scolari out. Di Matteo/Zola Legends in.”

John Giles asks Darragh Moloney what the banner said. Darragh tells him.
Giles congratulates him on his understanding of Portugese!
WTF.[/quote]

thought the same thing Pikeman when he said it too!

Had to laugh at Houghton later on then.

“Some stats about Portsmouth. Havent won a game in 9. Havent kept a clean sheet in 8. So why would you put a weaker side out against them, why not your strongest side.”

eh, because they’re shit and you’re better off resting players against shit teams and playing the best team against good teams. idiot.

[quote=“Gman”]
“Some stats about Portsmouth. Havent won a game in 9. Havent kept a clean sheet in 8. So why would you put a weaker side out against them, why not your strongest side.”

eh, because they’re shit and you’re better off resting players against shit teams and playing the best team against good teams. idiot.[/quote]

Was thinking that myself. It was a stupid selection but Houghton’s reasoning was completely skewed.

BBC commentator on Villa’a new club record, “7 straight away wins in a row”.

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Tyrone’s Stephen O’Neill (I think) had his jersey ripped down the front from the collar.

Ger Canning: I wonder if he’s going to go into WWW wrestling. Hunk no Hulk Hogan isn’t it?

Don’t know if this is the right spot for it, but a funny incident at the end of the sports show on Radio 1 this evening.

Your man presenting it made a jibe about fellow presenter jackie being out the night before and being hung over for the show. The show then finished and as the new came on, jackie had obviously forogtten to turn off her microphone and out over the airwaves you could hear her say:

“You little shite, I’m going to kill you”

Andy Gray, who we should probably give his own thread, earlier on about John Terry’s 30 yard effort which ballooned over the bar.

“There was absolutely nothing wrong with that shot. He just couldn’t keep it down”

[quote=“The Runt”]Don’t know if this is the right spot for it, but a funny incident at the end of the sports show on Radio 1 this evening.

Your man presenting it made a jibe about fellow presenter jackie being out the night before and being hung over for the show. The show then finished and as the new came on, jackie had obviously forogtten to turn off her microphone and out over the airwaves you could hear her say:

“You little shite, I’m going to kill you”[/quote]

Jacqui Hurley? She is something of an alright sort

:clap:

She has nice legs Bandage, it is worth mentioning

Pictures please…

:rolleyes:

yeah jacqui is dead on

Brian Kerr on Setanta -

Brian: Celtic are on one point Paul and the group leaders are on 9 points. Do you know what that means Paul?
Paul: Whats that Brian?
Brian: Celtic are 8 points behind the leaders Paul

[quote=“Mac”]Brian Kerr on Setanta -

Brian: Celtic are on one point Paul and the group leaders are on 9 points. Do you know what that means Paul?
Paul: Whats that Brian?
Brian: Celtic are 8 points behind the leaders Paul[/quote]

The same Brian Kerr has just made a racist slur against France by claiming they have a number of chinks in their team.

Can’t find the 2009 thread.

Forgot to post this until now. Jamie Redknapp on Sunday after the Chelsea v Man Utd match:

“Manchester United will be delighted…apart from losing this match”.

“The bobbles that Craig was talking about on the pitch are certainly imminent.”

  • Fucktard on ESPN

Have we no 2010 thread? Shameful stuff…

We had a 2009 one - not sure about this year though.