Sunday Indo are Cunts Thread

myboyblue · January 17, 2012, 11:48am

Its my expressing surprise at Brendan O Connor being referred to as exciting in the Indo article.

Rudi · January 17, 2012, 11:54am

Never heard of him.

HBV · January 17, 2012, 12:05pm

is Dion still alive?

Big_Dan_Campbell · January 17, 2012, 12:07pm

RIP

anon95599269 · January 17, 2012, 12:20pm

RIP

irish_c · January 28, 2012, 5:53pm

I would just like the point out that they had being cunts in common.

irish_c · January 28, 2012, 6:02pm

This a story about a young girl
Who thought she was special, that she owned the world
A child of South Dublin, and fee paying schools
Studied UCD Arts, with the vacuous fools

She dreamt that she’d lead such a wonderful life
Throw dinner parties for the girls every second night
Clothes, shoes and handbags, she’d buy on her card
But plastered with fake tan, she looked like a tard

She’d be like Paris Hilton, the princess of bling
Her apartment would be fit for a queen and a king
And like Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte
She’d have sex in the city like an upper class harlot

Parading around in her new kitten heels
she was an expert on property deals
A canny investor, yes she would be rich
Everything’s great, there would not be a hitch

When she got some good advice from Brendan O’Connor
She should really have known that she was a gonner
Poor Ali believed the estate agent’s pitch
He laughed to himself, thinking “what a thick bitch”

Our princess bought in at the height of the boom
Unaware that impending disaster did loom
“Prices only go up, at least I think that is right”
They all tried to warn her, she said “you talk shite”

Then the crash came to bite her, she was out on her own
Massive mortgage repayments, couldn’t pay off her loans
“Why didn’t I listen?”, she mournfully cried
Now no man will have me, my dream it has died

She writes for her trouble, but can’t string two words
Her illiterate rubbish only fit for the birds
Made a name for herself as a stupid blonde bimbo,
The one with the mortgage who writes for the Sindo

Now she’s left on the shelf, she’ll never be a bride
No man will touch her, she begs for a ride
The loan sharks are calling, the phone is bombarded
And poor Ali now knows she was fucking retarded

that’s fucking genius. May I repost it on a blog? Full acknowledgement will be given. Fuck Seamus Heaney, that’s the stuff.

The_Runt · January 30, 2012, 10:47am

This a story about a young girl
Who thought she was special, that she owned the world
A child of South Dublin, and fee paying schools
Studied UCD Arts, with the vacuous fools

She dreamt that she’d lead such a wonderful life
Throw dinner parties for the girls every second night
Clothes, shoes and handbags, she’d buy on her card
But plastered with fake tan, she looked like a tard

She’d be like Paris Hilton, the princess of bling
Her apartment would be fit for a queen and a king
And like Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte
She’d have sex in the city like an upper class harlot

Parading around in her new kitten heels
she was an expert on property deals
A canny investor, yes she would be rich
Everything’s great, there would not be a hitch

When she got some good advice from Brendan O’Connor
She should really have known that she was a gonner
Poor Ali believed the estate agent’s pitch
He laughed to himself, thinking “what a thick bitch”

Our princess bought in at the height of the boom
Unaware that impending disaster did loom
“Prices only go up, at least I think that is right”
They all tried to warn her, she said “you talk shite”

Then the crash came to bite her, she was out on her own
Massive mortgage repayments, couldn’t pay off her loans
“Why didn’t I listen?”, she mournfully cried
Now no man will have me, my dream it has died

She writes for her trouble, but can’t string two words
Her illiterate rubbish only fit for the birds
Made a name for herself as a stupid blonde bimbo,
The one with the mortgage who writes for the Sindo

Now she’s left on the shelf, she’ll never be a bride
No man will touch her, she begs for a ride
The loan sharks are calling, the phone is bombarded
And poor Ali now knows she was fucking retarded

That is superb

Special_Olympiakos · January 30, 2012, 2:52pm

No sign of Harris yesterday.

Anyone want to make up a completely unsubstantiated and scurrilous rumour?

Piles_Hussain · January 30, 2012, 3:39pm

He’s pining himself to death beside Fannings grave much like those loyal dogs you hear of that do the same when their master dies.

Either that or a dose of the clap.

Watch_The_Break · February 1, 2012, 5:13pm

[size=3]Polish waitress packs in job for ‘good life’ on Irish welfare[/size][size=3] -[size=2] [/size][/size][size=2]http://www.independe…re-3005781.html[/size]

myboyblue · February 1, 2012, 5:16pm

Now this is your chance mac.

Mac · February 1, 2012, 5:21pm

I don’t know why I even bother anymore :strokechin:

Sidney · February 5, 2012, 2:15am

Congratulations to Anne Harris, widow of the late Aengus Fanning and former wife of Eoghan Harris, who has been appointed as the new editor of the Sunday Independent. I couldn’'t think of anybody better for the job.

Piles_Hussain · February 5, 2012, 2:25pm

This guy maybe?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41608_52460322624_6093_n.jpg

Julio_Geordio · February 20, 2012, 10:55am

I can’t post the content of this here for some reason, someone else might do me the favour.

I rarely read the Rugby section but is Neil Francis normally this retarded ya?

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/six-nations/irish-news/neil-francis-what-this-team-lacks-most-are-the-sinews-of-its-captains-will-3024337.html

The first three paragraphs are something MGG would have been proud of.
The rest of the article is basically BOD is unbelievably important to Ireland. He then goes on the criticise O’Connell as captain inspite of the fact that any time O’Connell is captain BOD isn’t there.

He then proceeds to explain the word decimation (incorrectly) :shakefist: :shakefist:

Julio_Geordio · February 20, 2012, 10:57am

He also never mentioned the fact that Ireland with O’Driscoll lost to Wales in the World Cup

SHANNONSIDER · February 20, 2012, 12:21pm

Emer O’Kelly and her championing of deserters. She seems to think that the Irish army were only needed during the Emergency to repel invaders. She seems to forget they were needed to prevent the country being taken over by the IRA, who had shot two Guards, bombed Dublin Castle and emptied the Magazine Fort in a raid in the first year of the Emergency. Also what army in the world would welcome back deserters with open arms? In any case, it’s estimated that only about 1/3 of the deserters actually joined allied forces, and alot less than that would have been combat troops. How many joined to ‘stop Hitler’? I’d be surprised if that entered the heads of more than a dozen of them. Her snide remarks towards the Irish army at the time is typical of both her and the Sindo too.

dancarter · February 20, 2012, 8:09pm

Yes Francis has always been that fucking thick. A absolute mong of a man

Kid_Chocolate · February 20, 2012, 8:15pm

Emer O’Kelly and her championing of deserters. She seems to think that the Irish army were only needed during the Emergency to repel invaders. She seems to forget they were needed to prevent the country being taken over by the IRA, who had shot two Guards, bombed Dublin Castle and emptied the Magazine Fort in a raid in the first year of the Emergency. Also what army in the world would welcome back deserters with open arms? In any case, it’s estimated that only about 1/3 of the deserters actually joined allied forces, and alot less than that would have been combat troops. How many joined to ‘stop Hitler’? I’d be surprised if that entered the heads of more than a dozen of them. Her snide remarks towards the Irish army at the time is typical of both her and the Sindo too.

SS, speaking of deserters, will ye have many of the lads who wouldn’t play under justin togging on Sat night?