Sauce here?
Texans 
what an abomination of a franchise.
Thibodeaux seems to have great infectious energy.
Ickey instead of a QB 
QBs here aren’t worth a fuck.
Tank this year and go for CJ or Bryce next year.
Deebo not going to the Jets anyway, as they take Wilson at #10.
Saints give up a 3 and a 4 to move up and take Chris Olave.
They still have that ‘win now’ mentality even though they clearly need to rebuild. That front office should be fired.
Is moving up for receivers a thing now?
Second pick in a row. Detroit move up for Jameson Williams.
Be interesting to see how far the QBs slide.
BREAKING NEWS
I’m hearing the Cards have traded for Marquise Brown…more as I get it…
Jaysus
AJ BROWN TO THE EAGLES?!
WHAT THE FCUK IS HAPPENING?!
Pick 18 and 101 for AJ Brown.
Wow, just wow.
Fuck
I think Cards gave 23 and 100 for Hollywood Brown*
*tbc
EDIT: It was Hollywood and #100 for #23.
The draft has been vanilla, but the trades have been salted caramel.
I presume Titans will go get Treylon Burks now.
I don’t love it for AJB. Good for Hurts though.
I’d say there was a hefty contract demand coming and Titans just thought ‘fuck it’.
Burks is good, but he’s no AJB.
These wide receivers are becoming right pests.
They do.