Tag / Tip Rugby

They do actually.

After our first astro season we used to go for pints and there was an auld fella that used to approach me in a Northside pub nearly every week.

Got nowhere with him though!

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]I have been approached actually, once in a pub in Terenure by some old lad that said he was ‘involved’ with Terenure College.

Do you play rugby at all?
No. Don’t have any interest in it.
Really - you would make a great second row.
I have no interest in it.
Listen I am involved with Terenure College. Here is my card. We train every Tuesday and Thursday. Sure turn up next weekand we’ll take it from there.
I don’t have any interest in rugby now get t’fuck away from me.

He looked at me strangely and then prompted got t’fuck away.[/quote]

I wouldnt have gone out to the Gick either. good decision.

If you were a schoolboy in Dublin in your teenage years they would have been pounding down your door. Could have made a career out of it, like I said there is very few fellas that tall in ireland.

Would rather clean semen out of brothels.

Than play professional sport. Fair enough.

No - than play rugby.

even pro rugby?

Yes.

Jesus you are beginning to sound like that auld fella now.

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Yes.

Jesus you are beginning to sound like that auld fella now.[/quote]

That’s just wrong. Not a big rugby fan myself but prefering to clean up some punters’ spunk before playing it…

I’m off to things that are wrong thread

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Yes.

Jesus you are beginning to sound like that auld fella now.[/quote]

:rolleyes:

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Yes.

Jesus you are beginning to sound like that auld fella now.[/quote]

I just find it hard to believe anyone would prefer to clean up some other fellas mess than play any pro sport.

FFS Id play pro curling rather than be stuck in an office evry day

From the VHI site in relation to Tag Rugby

How would Tag Rugby help my fitness?

Playing Tag rugby will give you similar benefits of normal rugby - speed, endurance, co-ordination and agility - except for the raw strength gained from physical contact.

They forgot the biggest fitness aid of all - getting chased around the pitch by some fat sweaty (but sporty) munter at the annual bbq after you’ve taken the last hot dog.

Yer a sick fucking man farmer, I’d play cricket before I’d clean up some other pricks load.

you are a 6’7" man (both assumptions, correct me if im wrong) and you would prefer to be on your hands and knees in a brothel cleaning tadpoles than play rugby? :rolleyes:
something very wrong

Which northside pub was this? FFS farmer, you can’t leave these things out.

Rather not say to be honest Sledge.

Jesus that’s not very helpful at all. Not a great story at all, that one.

Sledge, Beachcomber in Raheny.

Farmer, why are you being coy?

[quote=“Bandage”]Sledge, Beachcomber in Raheny.

Farmer, why are you being coy?[/quote]

Don’t want someone else making a move on him!

I know it. Not well, but I know it.

Maybe the talent there is an untapped resource which farmer wants to keep to himself. Either that or he’s still meeting up with the oul lad from time to time. :rolleyes: