what a thread! I never knew it existed, I have some savage tales
You’re welcome
I think this thread caused @W.B. Yeats to leave the forum.
The rangers are stationed at Baldonnel not the Curragh pal.
Fuck this thread, if you’ve tales from the brothel that involve paying for the ride I don’t want to hear that shit, About as impressive as paying for a haircut.
Do you get your haircuts for free?
if @Tassotti is half the man I think he is, he’s going to blow this thread to high heaven
also a pity @SHANNONSIDER left, he has way more to offer here
I don’t, but I’d much rather pay for them then sex if I can at all.
the first hoor i ever rode was in a dodgy backstreet in Brussels, some lads might know the area, its where are the big black African ones operate behind the the street at gare du nord, i was over for a festival with a few boys and after a days drinking I was as toey as a roman sandal. I decided to slip and explore the area around the hotel as I noticed a lot of hoors around it, i was inexperienced in the art of punting and swiftly choose the first one I dealt with she was Nigerian massive tits and arse, €30 for the ride.
I set about the slag, but could only muster three quarters of a horn, i tried to relax and suck her tits, but she informed that cost extra, that totally wrecked the romantic buzz, so I decided to make my excuses and leave. I was very distressed by the whole thing and was fucking off back to the hotel when a big jolly Jamaican woman invited me into her parlor, she offered me a 3some with some other one, but I could only handle one woman at this stage, €50 was agreed and she stripped off, wearing only black suspenders and quickly shoved her fanny in my face, then she started blowing me and surprisingly I rose to the occasion, it was very seedy with a red light but I think that was what was turning me on, she let me ride her away, and i finished off doggy style looking at the two of us in a full length mirror, i shot the load and was very satisfied.
i had a smile on my face for the rest of the night and made my way back to o’reilys in la bourse for a session untill 6 in the morning, my first experience paying for sex, but certainly not the last
[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 989213, member: 361”]the first hoor i ever rode was in a dodgy backstreet in Brussels, some lads might know the area, its where are the big black African ones operate behind the the street at gare du nord, i was over for a festival with a few boys and after a days drinking I was as toey as a roman sandal. I decided to slip and explore the area around the hotel as I noticed a lot of hoors around it, i was inexperienced in the art of punting and swiftly choose the first one I dealt with she was Nigerian massive tits and arse, €30 for the ride.
I set about the slag, but could only muster three quarters of a horn, i tried to relax and suck her tits, but she informed that cost extra, that totally wrecked the romantic buzz, so I decided to make my excuses and leave. I was very distressed by the whole thing and was fucking off back to the hotel when a big jolly Jamaican woman invited me into her parlor, she offered me a 3some with some other one, but I could only handle one woman at this stage, €50 was agreed and she stripped off, wearing only black suspenders and quickly shoved her fanny in my face, then she started blowing me and surprisingly I rose to the occasion, it was very seedy with a red light but I think that was what was turning me on, she let me ride her away, and i finished off doggy style looking at the two of us in a full length mirror, i shot the load and was very satisfied.
i had a smile on my face for the rest of the night and made my way back to o’reilys in la bourse for a session untill 6 in the morning, my first experience paying for sex, but certainly not the last[/QUOTE]
Bravo. 
I hope this is but your first installment here.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 989217, member: 2269”]Bravo.
I hope this is but your first installment here.[/QUOTE]
I’d say I have rode 140 or 150 hoors, all types, colours, sizes and and nationalities
[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 989213, member: 361”]the first hoor i ever rode was in a dodgy backstreet in Brussels, some lads might know the area, its where are the big black African ones operate behind the the street at gare du nord, i was over for a festival with a few boys and after a days drinking I was as toey as a roman sandal. I decided to slip and explore the area around the hotel as I noticed a lot of hoors around it, i was inexperienced in the art of punting and swiftly choose the first one I dealt with she was Nigerian massive tits and arse, €30 for the ride.
I set about the slag, but could only muster three quarters of a horn, i tried to relax and suck her tits, but she informed that cost extra, that totally wrecked the romantic buzz, so I decided to make my excuses and leave. I was very distressed by the whole thing and was fucking off back to the hotel when a big jolly Jamaican woman invited me into her parlor, she offered me a 3some with some other one, but I could only handle one woman at this stage, €50 was agreed and she stripped off, wearing only black suspenders and quickly shoved her fanny in my face, then she started blowing me and surprisingly I rose to the occasion, it was very seedy with a red light but I think that was what was turning me on, she let me ride her away, and i finished off doggy style looking at the two of us in a full length mirror, i shot the load and was very satisfied.
i had a smile on my face for the rest of the night and made my way back to o’reilys in la bourse for a session untill 6 in the morning, my first experience paying for sex, but certainly not the last[/QUOTE]
That would be a far better tale if you didn’t have to part with the €80 euro
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 103525, member: 58”]A friend of a friend went down on an Asian hooker too over in Taiwan. Dirty fooker. .[/QUOTE]many is the hoor i have went down on, i was doing the 69 position one night in amsterdam, this black one gave me a blowjob with no condom on, savage
[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 989213, member: 361”]the first hoor i ever rode was in a dodgy backstreet in Brussels, some lads might know the area, its where are the big black African ones operate behind the the street at gare du nord, i was over for a festival with a few boys and after a days drinking I was as toey as a roman sandal. I decided to slip and explore the area around the hotel as I noticed a lot of hoors around it, i was inexperienced in the art of punting and swiftly choose the first one I dealt with she was Nigerian massive tits and arse, €30 for the ride.
I set about the slag, but could only muster three quarters of a horn, i tried to relax and suck her tits, but she informed that cost extra, that totally wrecked the romantic buzz, so I decided to make my excuses and leave. I was very distressed by the whole thing and was fucking off back to the hotel when a big jolly Jamaican woman invited me into her parlor, she offered me a 3some with some other one, but I could only handle one woman at this stage, €50 was agreed and she stripped off, wearing only black suspenders and quickly shoved her fanny in my face, then she started blowing me and surprisingly I rose to the occasion, it was very seedy with a red light but I think that was what was turning me on, she let me ride her away, and i finished off doggy style looking at the two of us in a full length mirror, i shot the load and was very satisfied.
i had a smile on my face for the rest of the night and made my way back to o’reilys in la bourse for a session untill 6 in the morning, my first experience paying for sex, but certainly not the last[/QUOTE]
a far cry from nagles in kilfenora
what’s the point of a blowjob with a condom on??
[QUOTE=“The Most Infamous, post: 989224, member: 1783”]what’s the point of a blowjob with a condom on??[/QUOTE]it common practice in escorting
Fuck that, absolutely nothing to brag about imo.
that’s like getting the back and sides cut and leaving the top. Fuck that
[QUOTE=“The Most Infamous, post: 989228, member: 1783”]Fuck that, absolutely nothing to brag about imo.[/QUOTE]who is bragging? it is a fact
I think the we need a condom emoticon added for specific use in this thread *
- well clamped could be confused with something else