Any kind of large tattoo, by that I mean anything at all that could be considered big in anyway is a major turn off…
Little ones are good though…
I remember there was a bird in school who got one on her tit (the bit of it you could see obviously) and I thought it was deadly. She was muck ugly but I would have due to the tattoo. Never got close enough to see what it was of though but from sneaky glances here and there it looked lie Tweety Pie or some of those cartoon characters…
Not really a fan. Was once with a girl who had a Devil tatooed right over her you know what. Twas alright when above board but once you went below deck it was very off putting. For the most part it makes people, not just women, look tackey (spell check?)
When Shite Tattoos Happen To Cracking Fucking Birds.
Its a quote from King Lear by the way.
“We two alone will sing like birds i’ the cage…/ …so we’ll live,/ And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh/ At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues/ Talk of court news; and we’ll talk with them too,/ Who loses and who wins; who’s in, who’s out;/ And take upon 's the mystery of things,/ As if we were God’s spies…” --King Lear, Act V, Scene 3
King Lear and his beloved daughter Cordelia are being led away to prison. By this time, he is blind and realizes his other two daughters Regan and Goneriel have lied to him and betrayed him for the sake of his fortune. Only Cordelia is loyal to him and only she was honest to him in the beginning - even though at the time her answer angered him. He is talking about life in the court and how they shall spend their days listening to gossip of the court and laughing at their extravagence - like gilded butterflies. It is Lear’s hope to live a simple life and come to enjoy the company of his beautiful and loving daughter Cordelia.
Remember, a gilded butterfly cannot fly - it is just as much a prisoner as he is. He realizes that in the beginning, his question to his three daughters and his wealth meant nothing to him - there are no gilded butterflies that can replace a daughter’s loyalty and love.
Love tatoos on a bird, gives me the horn bigtime. Wouldn’t even bother me if there are a good few on some birds depending on their (and the tattoos style).
Normally wouldn’t like to see a bird completely riddled in tattoos as in whole areas of skin covered but I’d make an exception for this bird. Kat Von D off Miami and LA Ink on Discovery, she’d ate the balls clean off ya the dirty thing.
Not really a fan but a small one on the base of the back on a really hot, fit, tanned bird can be very sexy.
An a vaguely related note, I was with this bird years ago who had a toe ring. Yes, a fooking toe ring. I don’t mean any kind of piercing now but an actual ring slipped on over her toe and it used to really piss me off. Never got around to ask her what the point of it was but it looked ridiculous. She was a fooking weirdo though.
Following on from that, what’s the story with these freaks who have a fetish for feet? How the fook could someone get a horn over a fooking foot. cesc4 told us once he’s into feet but never really elaborated as he was laughed out of the house. Maybe we should’ve spotted then that he was liable to end up scoring family members.
ya i have a mate an its the feet is first thing he looks at, like in summer its easy enough if she is wearing sandals or something but in winter he is trying to imagine what they are like, sick fook. Any kind of knobbly toes or cracked toenail and thats it, we used always paint our toenails and stick them in the door of his room or text him photos of them he would actually be retching!!