You download the app and sign in through your facebook account and select a couple of pics of yourself. Then the app allows you to pick a distance surrounding you and you flick through pictures of girls in the area and click yes or no based on their pics, if they also click yes on you then you have a match and can chat to them.
How are you getting on so far??
That certainly sounds like something Choco would have been all over…
[quote=“glasagusban, post: 837153, member: 1533”]
@Mark Renton[/USER], have you heard of tinder? It would have been up that degenerate @[USER=168]ChocolateMice 's alley but you’d be far too mature for it yourself I’d say.[/quote]
Tinder seems to be the way forward for the single lads alright.
A mate of mine got a text recently from a lad he knew along the lines of
“what the fuck are you doing liking my sisters pic on tinder”
[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 837161, member: 1796”]How are you getting on so far??
That certainly sounds like something Choco would have been all over…[/quote]
I turned off the notifications on it cause it can get very annoying. Actually just got a snapchat off a girl I met on it (but I don’t want to get into the snapchat thing cause I think it’s shit).
[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 837164, member: 332”]Tinder seems to be the way forward for the single lads alright.
A mate of mine got a text recently from a lad he knew along the lines of
“what the fuck are you doing liking my sisters pic on tinder”[/quote]
You can’t find out if someone liked your pics unless you like theirs too, I imagine some girls probably go liking any guys they recognise just to find out if they liked them for an ego boost. Anyway the sister clearly liked the other guy too the slut.
[quote=“glasagusban, post: 837167, member: 1533”]
You can’t find out if someone liked your pics unless you like theirs too, I imagine some girls probably go liking any guys they recognise just to find out if they liked them for an ego boost. Anyway the sister clearly liked the other guy too the slut.[/quote]
My mate saw her and recognised her. She told the brother then that he’d liked her or whatever when she liked him back. The brother went mad then.
My mate was delighted with himself and has been giving your man dogs abuse about it.
[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 837168, member: 332”]My mate saw her and recognised her. She told the brother then that he’d liked her or whatever when she liked him back. The brother went mad then.
My mate was delighted with himself and has been giving your man dogs abuse about it.[/quote]
Well done by him.
fella i know lived with a bloke who was on grindr - said it was like a revolving door in their place and blokes showed up with no vetting as to their mental stability and lack of murderous tendencies.
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 837208, member: 2272”]fella i know lived with a bloke who was on grindr - said it was like a revolving door in their place and blokes showed up with no vetting as to their mental stability and lack of murderous tendencies.
[/quote]
Two friends, a gay lad and a girl, set up a fake profile on that with my picture. No contact details luckily. Great prank in fairness. The cunts! :mad:
You’re friends with a gay?? Are you not worried about catching it?
He normally keeps it tucked away in his pants when out and about.
Good.
If you bring your gay to the TFK christmas pary, I’ll bring mine and who knows.
Clem may not like the gays tho.
[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 837215, member: 1796”]Good.
If you bring your gay to the TFK christmas pary, I’ll bring mine and who knows.
Clem may not like the gays tho.[/quote]
What if your gay saw my grindr profile? Will you call him off?
Reminds me of the time Cailin Loch Gorman uncovered a profile for Flano on some dating site.
So poor auld @ChocolateMice circa 2009 was just a lonely soul looking to find a connection online then became a depraved semi sex addict somewhere along the way before eventually reforming and becoming settled as was his original aim?
Read the full thread for fuck sake!!!
But there’s 19 fucking pages in it! :oops:
Start at page 7 and you will read through the rest of it
Guarenteed!
Very patient build-up in that thread.
Was he? Or was he merely setting the scene for something more elaborate to develop further down line?
Who knows.
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