Getting a bit tasty.
As an aside, it looks like the aussies are wearing trackers. Wtf like?
The Australian team really do lead the way in yobbish behaviour. Doesn’t bother me, but I’d love someone to punch Warner in the chops. I suspect he’s a bit of a chicken when it boils down to it. He’s overcompensating constantly.
Lead is out to 200 with 8 wickets in hand.
South Africa 311 & 144/2 Australia 255
Cricket 
Aussies in big big trouble now. Fucking cheats. They’ve been badly caught.
Fucking hilarious. Stupid cunt sticks it down his jocks
Bancroft caught hiding a ball tampering device. Ironically enough down the front of his pants. This has legs.
Major asterisk over the ashes, this series, and this australia side in general cc @Fitzy
Graeme Smith absolutely loving this on commentary
It is actually appalling.
The entire much vaunted Australian attack must surely be under a major cloud. They’ve been playing with a doctored ball, likely for a long time. Every time this ball reverse swings its artifice.
Whatever way this match goes, the result is dubious.
To take sandpaper to a ball, and then hide it when questioned in your underpants. It’s laughable.
The crowd will be interesting if Bancroft gets to bat.
The aussie bowling is a fraud.
Much ado about nothing. It was his bloody sunglasses case from what I can make out.
I’d be much more intrigued as to why the abuse the Australian players are receiving isn’t been looked at tbh.
Yup, that’s what he showed the umpires. Wasn’t what he stuck down his jocks a couple of minutes before that though
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And also, someone involved in Australian cricket crying about getting abuse from opposition fans. Hypocrisy doesn’t even begin to cover it
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Someone has been watching the footage on the cricket australia feed 
Lehmann on the walkie talkie to Handscomb directly before he delivers a message to Bancroft, after which Bancroft immediately sticks the object down his jocks. Audit trail not good for the Aussies here
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Sweep sweep
Not so. Australia have shamed cricket.
Australia batsman Cameron Bancroft has admitted to trying to change the condition of the ball using a foreign object on the third day of the Cape Town Test against South Africa.
“I had discussions with the match officials, I’ve been charged with attempting to change the condition of the ball,” Bancroft said after play in Cape Town. “We had a discussion during the [lunch] break and I saw an opportunity to use some tape, get some granules from the rough patches on the wickets and change the condition, it didn’t work, the umpires didn’t change the ball. I was cited on the screen and that resulted in me shoving it down my trousers.”
A contrite Steven Smith admitted to Australia’s leadership group knowing about it. “The leadership group knew about it. We spoke about it at lunch,” he said. "I am not proud of what’s happened. It’s not within the spirit of the game. My integrity, the team’s integrity and the leadership group’s integrity has come into question. It wont happen again.
"It was the leadership group’s idea. Poor choice and we deeply regret our actions. The coaches weren’t involved. It was purely the leadership group who came up with this. This is the first time it has happened under my leadership. We saw this game as such as an important game. We’ve seen the ball reversing through this series and this ball didn’t seem like it was going to go. It’s such poor actions. Deeply regrettable and wont happen again. I can promise you. I can promise you this is the first time it has happened.
"I am embarrassed. I know the boys in the shed are embarrassed as well. Being the leader, I am incredibly sorry. If we weren’t caught, I would still regret it.
“I wont consider stepping down [from captaincy]. I still think I am the right person for the job. Today was a big mistake on my part and on the leadership group as well. I have to take control of the ship. This is something I am not proud of. It’s something I hope I can learn from and come back from. I am embarrassed. It is a big error in judgement.”
The incident took place during the afternoon session and was picked up on by TV cameras. A small, yellow object was seen in Bancroft’s hands after he had worked on the ball, and he was also captured taking it from his pocket and seeming to place it down his trousers. The footage showed Bancroft seeming to rub the rough side of the ball, the opposite side to which he would usually be trying to shine on his trousers. He appeared to put the object down his pants apparently after being spoken to by the substitute Peter Handscomb, who had come on to the field after speaking to coach Darren Lehmann over walkie talkie. Lehmann seemed to speak to Handscomb after footage of Bancroft working on the ball was shown on the TV screens at the ground.
The umpires Nigel Llong and Richard Illingworth were then seen speaking with Bancroft, though they did not choose to change the ball nor penalise the Australians five runs - the statutory on-field penalty for illegally changing the condition of the ball.
When Bancroft spoke to the umpires, he was shown holding a bigger, black cloth rather than the small yellow object he had earlier seemed to place down his trousers. Both South African and Australian commentators on the host broadcaster, SuperSport, said Bancroft’s actions looked suspicious. “It is very suspicious. There is no doubt about that,” Allan Border said. “If you’re caught doing the wrong thing, you’ve got to pay the penalty.”
The former South Africa captain Graeme Smith said he was surprised the umpires had not changed the ball. “In my opinion I think he’s tampered with the ball and used an object to do that,” Smith said. "It does look like it’s a bit of sandpaper. The footage doesn’t look good. I’m quite amazed the umpires haven’t done anything with the ball. The footage is quite damning.
“If it is proved that what has gone on in the footage is correct then some tough questions have to be asked of Steve Smith and Darren Lehmann. I think there is a lot of questions that need to be answered and Australia need to answer them. For me it’s quite obvious that he’s doing something with the ball and the umpires need to do something about it.”
Shane Warne, meanwhile, said it was unlikely that Bancroft had acted alone, without the knowledge of his captain and coach. “You’ve got to own up and say what was it that you were hiding,” Warne said. "You can’t have that in the game. We’ve got to get to the bottom of it. The Aussies have to be honest and say ‘this is how it happened’. I don’t have any issue with anyone if they are sucking on a mint or chewing some gum, then that’s just natural saliva.
“But if you use a foreign object and it tampers with the ball then that has to be seriously looked at. Let’s get to the bottom of what it is and how did it happen. And it’s not fair to nail Cameron Bancroft on it either. I don’t think he would have made that decision by himself. We’ve got to get to the bottom of it. You know when you get caught you’ve got to own up and be honest. The Aussies have to be honest and say this is how it happened.”
Australia’s bowlers had been able to gain pronounced reverse swing on day three in Cape Town, though South Africa continued to build their second-innings lead. Questions about ball tampering have been raised throughout the series, where reverse swing has been a consistent theme.
Warner was highlighted for the bandages on his hand in Port Elizabeth, the result of numerous finger injuries suffered while batting in the past, and on day one at Newlands the fast bowler Pat Cummins was seen to tread on the ball, though the umpires did not view it as deliberate, and saw no reason to penalise the Australians or change the ball.
Earier in the series, the Australia coach Darren Lehmann said both sides would try various “techniques” to get the ball to reverse swing. The pitch and wicket square at Newlands has been notably greener than those of Durban and Port Elizabeth, meaning there is less natural roughing up of the ball to be gained.
Head cunt Lehmann being protected
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Steve Smith is the biggest cunt in cricket. He deeply regrets it. He regrets that thick cunt Bancroft getting caught.
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