Test Match Cricket

Smith and Warner are being banned for 12 months, Bancroft for nine months.

They’ll miss fuck all. CA being shrude enough.

extremely harsh but we will grin and bear it

The Italians?

Queenslandeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssss

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The road to redemption starts for Smith. Warner will never play for his country again. Bancroft is going to need a xouple if big Shield seasons behind him.
The big problem now is Lehmann. How he isn’t gine is beyond me.
Warner is apparently threatening legal action against CA.

Is he threatening to punch some CA work experience lad after a few pints?

I think everyone needs to move on now. Treat this as a learning experience.

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I’d say legal issues are preventing them from removing Lehmann as well. If he had anything about him he would step down now. He’s due to step down after the Ashes next year but I can’t see him holding on that long.

There’s a test match starting in Johannesburg on Friday. This has somewhat overshadowed the fact that after a slow first few days in Durban, South Africa have completely outclassed Australia.

Turns out it was actually sandpaper, another outright lie in the press conference

Their first game back will be the first test of the Ashes next year.

World cup before it. At the moment, you’d be surprised if Warner were to feature in either

Darren Lehman has resigned.

He’ll have princess leia on a leash in “star wars, the musical” in no time.

Somerset have announced they will not now be taking on Cameron Bancroft as their overseas player for the upcoming 2018 season.

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Fucking idiots. Should have just bargained him down a bit. The English love a bit of moral high ground. Hypocrisy at its finest. Would be a good time to sign him Imo. He’d work his socks off.

At least smith and Bancroft faced the music today. The other prick sent a twitter message. He’ll sing like a canary I reckon.

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2nd test underway in Christchurch. Cook departs cheaply again on 2. England 6/1.

NZ bowling attack is pretty good, seamers who actually make the ball move without sandpaper.