Test Match Cricket


Darren Lehman has resigned.


He’ll have princess leia on a leash in “star wars, the musical” in no time.


Somerset have announced they will not now be taking on Cameron Bancroft as their overseas player for the upcoming 2018 season.


Fucking idiots. Should have just bargained him down a bit. The English love a bit of moral high ground. Hypocrisy at its finest. Would be a good time to sign him Imo. He’d work his socks off.


At least smith and Bancroft faced the music today. The other prick sent a twitter message. He’ll sing like a canary I reckon.


2nd test underway in Christchurch. Cook departs cheaply again on 2. England 6/1.


NZ bowling attack is pretty good, seamers who actually make the ball move without sandpaper.


NZ well in control here


The NZ attack isn’t pretty good, it’s brilliant. Southee and Boult are terrific bowlers.


They are. NZ always seem to have two or three of the finest cricketers in the world playing for them.


Great fight back from England from 164/7 to 290/8 at stumps. Bairstow 97 not out. That’ll give Cameron Bancroft something to clown about if he’s doing any more press conferences today.


Cricket Karma


New Zealand 17/4 in response to England’s 307. Stuart Broad on fire picking up three of the wickets. Magnificent 101 knock from Jonny Bairstow.


jesus christ another crying Aussie cunt on here now


The state of him, big Sheila.


Who’s crying now?


Stumps on Day 2 at the Wanderers. South Africa 488 Australia 110/6.

Tough luck on Temba Bavuma getting stranded on 95 not out.




Two wickets for Broad with the first two balls of the morning. Ross Taylor survives the hat-trick ball.


Match drawn