Test Match Cricket

Has the new spinner been on yet for ingerland?

No. Hasn’t bowled yet.

Lunch taken five minutes early as covers come on. Reckon there won’t be much more play today.

Steve Smith absolutely poleaxed there by Archer

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If you can’t get him out, bounce him out. Sandpaper retires for the moment, looking fairly groggy. Archer is a beast. Seriously quick.

Fucking hell.

It hit him in the neck. That could have killed him.

They waited to see if he was alive before they showed any replays.

Disgusting

If in doubt against the Aussies, bodyline the fuckers.

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Archer has been working him over all day. Needs to work on ducking a bit quicker to avoid getting hit.

Nothing wrong with a bit of leg theory.

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The two brits acting tough

I for one won’t be sad when fooley is sent home after brexit

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Good to see you sticking up for the country you were ran from. and I won’t be sorry when you and your fixie fall under the wheels of that karmic truck.

Who was that tit who took the ball over the boundary with him? :joy:

Sandpaper man is coming back out.

Sandpaper is out on 92. Trapped lbw by Woakes. Looked a bit rattled after coming back out. 234/8

He moight git a browken aaarm.

Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the mouth.

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He looked concussed when he came back out. Shame on Australia for sending him back out in that condition. No regard for player welfare.

You’d think they would have learned.

Aussies have been blessed since lunch.