Tfk 4014

(Seeing as it is Sci-fi Friday and @Bandage won’t post up his fascinating animal combat posts anymore)

Please feel free to fire this into the dungeon.

If the world as we know it was wiped out in some grand apocalyptic nuclear event with only a scattering of human beings surviving in remote parts of the world…Flash forward to 4014, humans find a laptop that has survived down through the ages, like a diary of sorts and belonging to one Mr Rocko… from it they were able to extract everypost ever posted on thefreekick (and some porn) and it is the only evidence of human thought/culture left from the past (yes they could read English or built their own machines to do it)…

What would TFK tell those future hominids of the world and human culture before it was destroyed??

Eating your own feces was a ritual carried out by men after sporting events…

Oasis were the greatest musical grouping of a generation…

Men went to war over the rights and wrongs of wearing scarves…

Bucktooth slaphead was a term of endearment…

Men had tits…

Caoimhaoin- was a by-word for being correct or in the know.

Prostitution was an initiation expected of all young men- bagging a homless flower seller was the ultimate…

Entertainment involved pissing in someone’s ice tray…

Gerry Adams was a King…

Farmerinthecity was a cunt.

#woof was used by homosexuals to indentify themselves to other homosexuals

A de-flowering, so to speak.

De-seeding… lapsed poster @The Puke would have the proper terminology.

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 885038, member: 1796”](Seeing as it is Sci-fi Friday and @Bandage won’t post up his fascinating animal combat posts anymore)

Please feel free to fire this into the dungeon.

If the world as we know it was wiped out in some grand apocalyptic nuclear event with only a scattering of human beings surviving in remote parts of the world…Flash forward to 4014, humans find a laptop that has survived down through the ages, like a diary of sorts and belonging to one Mr Rocko… from it they were able to extract everypost ever posted on thefreekick (and some porn) and it is the only evidence of human thought/culture left from the past (yes they could read English or built their own machines to do it)…

What would TFK tell those future hominids of the world and human culture before it was destroyed??

Eating your own feces was a ritual carried out by men after sporting events…

Oasis were the greatest musical grouping of a generation…

Men went to war over the rights and wrongs of wearing scarves…

Bucktooth slaphead was a term of endearment…

Men had tits…

Caoimhaoin- was a by-word for being correct or in the know.

Prostitution was an initiation expected of all young men- bagging a homless flower seller was the ultimate…

Entertainment involved pissing in someone’s ice tray…

Gerry Adams was a King…

Farmerinthecity was a cunt.

#woof was used by homosexuals to indentify themselves to other homosexuals[/quote]
Marcel Desailly was the ULTIMATE in Celeb spotting

Rugby was a sport played by thugs, miscreants, and the dregs of society, reviled by normal people.

Fuck off with this shit!!! where’s @Flano[/USER] @[USER=161]The All Seeing Eye[/USER] and the @[USER=1532]The Bacon Slicer ??

:eek:

I thought Chocolatemice’s spot of Borris Johnson in down town Marrakech was immense myself.

@Mac , dungeon this trash

I want to see how it develops a bit further. We only consider items for the dungeon on Kev’s public or private suggestion

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 885038, member: 1796”]
What would TFK tell those future hominids of the world and human culture before it was destroyed??

#woof was used by homosexuals to indentify themselves to other homosexuals[/quote] :D:clap::smiley: