Can anyone in south county Dublin volunteer to babysit @Scrunchie’s two children tonight so he can play football? In the interests of child protection assistance will only be accepted from members who joined prior to this request.
We’re still short of players, even if we get a babysitter for Scrunchie.
Does any random member or lurking cunt want to play tonight?
A chance to wear the sacred DART green jersey of TFK and meet men off the internet.
What’s not to like?
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Would love to Bandage but on a day off and by the fire…
Thanks for thinking of me, pal but I have my own 6 a side in Blackrock this evening that I won’t be arsed playing in never mind pulling only the storied DART green of TFKAFC.
Plus I think it would be good for @Scrunchie to spend some time with his kid rather than acting like an immature Peter Pan type character playing soccer with his friends.
Don’t think im available tonight mates.
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Would love to Bandage but on a day off and by the fire…[/quote]
Limit yourself to 7 or 8 of them and come along.
Julio Geordio will go
Could he bring Shannonsider and his board shorts?
Has @Rocko[/USER] asked @[USER=110]Fran[/USER] yet? @[USER=110]Fran, what’s your status?
@Julio Geordio, are you in?
Unfortunately we are entertaining guests tonight so I can not be of assistance.
This is an opportunity that the likes of @Horsebox[/USER], @[USER=348]count of monte cristo[/USER], @[USER=332]Julio Geordio[/USER], @[USER=1520]Faldo[/USER], @[USER=1517]carryharry[/USER], @[USER=312]tazdedub[/USER] can not afford to pass up. @[USER=1]Rocko[/USER] & @[USER=9]Bandage are every bit as charming, charismatic and witty in real life as they come across on here
[quote=“Fran, post: 869998, member: 110”]Unfortunately we are entertaining guests tonight so I can not be of assistance.
This is an opportunity that the likes of @Horsebox[/USER], @[USER=348]count of monte cristo[/USER], @[USER=332]Julio Geordio[/USER], @[USER=1520]Faldo[/USER], @[USER=1517]carryharry[/USER], @[USER=312]tazdedub[/USER] can not afford to pass up. @[USER=1]Rocko[/USER] & @[USER=9]Bandage are every bit as charming, charismatic and witty in real life as they come across on here[/quote]
I can’t pretend it’s not tempting, mate but you’ve heard the phrase never meet your heroes…I just don’t want to take that risk.
[quote=“Fran, post: 869998, member: 110”]Unfortunately we are entertaining guests tonight so I can not be of assistance.
This is an opportunity that the likes of @Horsebox[/USER], @[USER=348]count of monte cristo[/USER], @[USER=332]Julio Geordio[/USER], @[USER=1520]Faldo[/USER], @[USER=1517]carryharry[/USER], @[USER=312]tazdedub[/USER] can not afford to pass up. @[USER=1]Rocko[/USER] & @[USER=9]Bandage are every bit as charming, charismatic and witty in real life as they come across on here[/quote]
So not charming, charismatic or witty at all then.
But this is also a chance to meet @briantinnion[/USER], @[USER=4]Cesc4[/USER] and @[USER=2418]taytomurphy93 as well as my good self.
In fact, tonight’s Fab Four are all Wexicans. We need two more players or one more player and one babysitter.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 870007, member: 9”]So not charming, charismatic or witty at all then.
But this is also a chance to meet @briantinnion[/USER], @[USER=4]Cesc4[/USER] and @[USER=2418]taytomurphy93 as well as my good self.
In fact, tonight’s Fab Four are all Wexicans. We need two more players or one more player and one babysitter.[/quote]
What about @Mac and @jugs ? Id offer my assistance but the only football i can play these days is fifa on the xbox
@farmerinthecity[/USER] and @[USER=15]ClarkeyCat have refused to give us the dig out we so desperately need.
What a pair of cunts.
You had your chance to sign me in the summer and you blew it.
Are you allowed pick up the ball and run with it a la William Webb Ellis?
No. Are you willing to play? Our set piece was poor last week, as was our play at the breakdown.
I’m afraid I’m out on that basis.
Have you considered playing with less players than required - the legendary status you could achieve were you to win …
[quote=“tallback, post: 870019, member: 1158”]I’m afraid I’m out on that basis.
Have you considered playing with less players than required - the legendary status you could achieve were you to win …[/quote]
We won with 5 men around six weeks ago. Fuck, it was legendary. But we only have 4 tonight.
What about @TheUlteriorMotive[/USER] and @[USER=183]Sidney? You in lads?