TFK Exclusives - Updated List

[quote=“Bandage”]+1, and he kept the updates going for a while on the Celtic manager thread.

dunph, ban the mong who thought this Pat Dolan routine was funny.[/QUOTE]

About as funny as your ongoing rugby musings:rolleyes:

[quote=“Bandage”]+1, and he kept the updates going for a while on the Celtic manager thread.

dunph, ban the mong who thought this Pat Dolan routine was funny.[/QUOTE]

I can confirm that i shall not be banning the gentleman who brought the very real Pat Dolan to Celtic story to our attention. Just becasue the daily rags didn’t pick up on the story doesn’t mean it’s not true.

My rugby football musings are sharp, analytical and accurate, moreso than humourous.

[quote=“The Dunph”]I’d like to exclusively reveal that negotiations have broken down between Pat Dolan and the Celtic board and that Pat shall not be taking over the reins at Celtic Park as previously expected.

It seems Pat made some over the top demands regarding a clause whereby he would have unlimited funds to spend in Abrakadabra for one year courtesy of Celtic FC. Peter Lawell was concerned that such a move would plunge the club into administration within a matter of weeks. Another moot point was Pat’s wish to revolutionise the players dietary habits, whereby they would be banned from eating absolutely any green vegetables.[/quote]

Great Exclusive. :smiley:

Shan knows a good exclusive when he see’s it.

Ah they’re cracking. I’d feel more sorry for the fellas who take them seriously though! :stuck_out_tongue:

Huh?

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

:thumbsup:

With all due respect MBB, there was strong criticism from several posters about Paul O’Connell’s performance for the Lions on Wednesday night. Now, I’ll save my final conclusions until after the test series but I think lots of people are realising he’s merely a distinctly average rugby footballer - a conclusion I reached many, many months ago. You see, I’ve got a very a sharp rugby football brain and possess an inate ability to quickly and accurately judge a player.

Take Sean O’Brien for example. I usually only support Leinster in the latter stages of the Beer Cup but I’ve even taken to watching Cider League games to keep an eye on his development. The toughness of a 6 combined with the quickness of a 7 and the ball carrying ability of an 8. This chap will be a superstar - mark it down as another exclusive please dunph.

Wait a second. Who is Paul O’Connell?

My Keith Earls and Alan Quinlan to the Lions Tour Exclusive is missing off this list.

So here it is.

[quote=“Bandage”]With all due respect MBB, there was strong criticism from several posters about Paul O’Connell’s performance for the Lions on Wednesday night. Now, I’ll save my final conclusions until after the test series but I think lots of people are realising he’s merely a distinctly average rugby footballer - a conclusion I reached many, many months ago. You see, I’ve got a very a sharp rugby football brain and possess an inate ability to quickly and accurately judge a player.

Take Sean O’Brien for example. I usually only support Leinster in the latter stages of the Beer Cup but I’ve even taken to watching Cider League games to keep an eye on his development. The toughness of a 6 combined with the quickness of a 7 and the ball carrying ability of an 8. This chap will be a superstar - mark it down as another exclusive please dunph.[/QUOTE]

Bandage, go sell crazy some place else, we’re all stocked up here. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Bandage”]Fresh from being the first media outlet in the world to announce the new Wexford senior hurling manager earlier tonight (http://thefreekick.com/vbforum/showthread.php?p=91572#post91572) - it’s probably worth updating the list now there’s been so many TFK exclusives. So what have we had?

  • Resolution of the Cork GAA strike last Spring.
  • Andreas Hinkel joining Celtic last January.
  • Cillian Sheridan starting for Celtic last Wednesday night at home to Manchester United.
  • Barry Robson starting ahead of Massimo Donati at home to Barcelona last season (got ridiculed on thehuddleboard for talking rubbish before that one was announced)
  • Chris Killen starting on his own upfront away to Benfica last season.
  • Georgios Samaras joining Celtic last January.
  • Setanta Sports winning the rights to home England soccer internationals and FA Cup coverage.
  • Leitrim making their inaugural attempt to get a contestant to qualify for the Rose of Tralee.
  • The All-Star hurling team last month.

And numerous more than I’ve probably forgotten. Feel free to update.[/QUOTE]

Runty, Dan and Sledge’s exclusives to be added to this list bandage.

my exclusives about Rovers pre seasons friendly should also be added

not an exclusive

:clap:

Someone add Mac’s exclusive on this to the list.

Matty Forde has ended speculation over his inter-county football future by making a return to training with Wexford.

Bandage I’d like my exclusive about the Meath manager Eamon O Brien’s ousting by the Clubs last night in Meath added to the list.

Kind regards, etc.

:clap:

Bandage, please update the list with your latest exclusive

Pity about the rest of that post.